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Hoot for Mutant man of the year award

Ok with all the good information Hoot has given on the Mutant,
I vote HOOT gets the Mutant man of the year award,
That gives you a 50% discount on the new 25 Mutant coming out in November,
a 25 % discount on all Mutant parts ,
A free trip and air fare to the company that makes the Mutant, and a tour of the factory,
And 25 rolls of toilet paper for all the bull shit I just said, :hoot: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
\Mike

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What kinda Ableman wants to chase anyones dick ?? Those Dutch are too liberal people – like our liberally democratic Uncle , who’s right about many things above except that i have three ( 3 ) daughters.
And the Canonizing in this case refers to male bonding on a Canoe trip.
Get your facts straight, you liberal bastard !!

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Able Tasman and his sailing ship left Zealand (Holand now Neatherlands chasing moby dick and accidently ran into our Island quickly claming it as his own… New Zealand. Well I think thats how the story went..

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Dear Fellow Mutants…

I just checked Cricket’s location, and now know he lives in Sweden….where Ville the Vile lives!

Be careful Armored Insect…always lock your stall door, and never bend over in public! You are not knowledgeable of the “Finnish Viper“…it can strike without warning. Vile has two daughters to prove that point.

Just a word of warning…

As for the pictures…the one with the regulator came from the wingless wonder “WingmanNZ”. The Flightless Drumstick outdid himself on that one. I cannot say where the other ones came from…they appeared on my post as if by magic! Ville the Vile tried to convince me that the Swedish patron saint for the gender identity impaired…”Sir Bogart of Gnarp” was responsible for all unnatural things that happen in the world.

Sir Bogart of Gnarp was a homosexual ex-patriot Finn trying to conceal his identity, and unnatural inclinations, in a foreign land! When Vile told me Bogart was “canonized” I didn’t realize he meant literally. Seems Sir Bogart was caught engaged in an unnatural act with the village mayor’s goat back in 1701. The enraged villagers tied Bogart up in front of a canon and literally “canon-ized” his sorry ass on the spot. I believe the goat got off on a technicality…

Hoot:

PS: Incidentally, The Flightless Drumstick hails from New Zealand. Whereas the Armored Insect hails from Sweden. Which one is the island…Sweden or New Zealand??? Which begs the question: where is “Old Zealand”??? I’m getting dizzy now and must take my nap. Too many unanswered questions…

Just checked out his sticky thread, very well done Hoot:

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