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The uncle is just getting more and more out of control with each passing day.
After the Canoe trip i was so traumatized it took the best German doctors quite a while to get me back on track. All the Valium & Lithium did have a bit relaxing effect though.
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You need to get back on the canoe with the uncle it will help to relax you.
National Hero ? Oh well – so was Stalin too .
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I’m at Milan Expo 2015 and went into the Estonia pavilion to see if Ed had a display of his Edguns. All they had were some swings on the side of the building. I asked two guys working the Estonia Pavillion if they have heard of Edwaurd or the Rdgun and they hadn’t. I figured Ed would be a national hero or something.
I knew he was upto something. The Uncle thinks sore balls, duct tape and tube socks are a laughing matter.
Well – i have news for you Uncle : I managed to get the whole package , including the Finnish Viper , into a same sock ! I used one of those Xmas socks we usually hang onto the Chimney.
Who’s laughing now, you Bastard ??
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The aunt has let the uncle out of doing his daily chores and now he is back on the computer causing mischief on the TAG board yet again. Poor Ville has not a clue what he is in for with Uncle H()()T’s Quackery. What the uncle was supposed to prescribe was to take the duct tape lay it under MYSOREBALLS lower unit cradling the red sore and swollen bag while gentle pulling it up closer to the body where extra duct tape will wrapped around the waist supporting his hairy swollen ball bag.
My silence has only one reason : i went right for the remedies you gyys so openheartedly handed out. This is why i like you all that much.
Now – my left Testicle is wrapped in a Tubesock, around my ancle. A good advice otherwise except i now have very hard time moving my right Leg.
Should i have tapedcit around my LEFT ancle ?? If i don’t will i meet the same cruel destiny Mr. Mybalsaresoar and die in Lepracy ? I sure hope not …
I find it quite disturbing The Uncle reveals my somewhat odd and embarrasing dilemma out in the open . A Man’s balls and tube socks are holy territory !!
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Ville, Coach, your silence speaks volumes. No need for alarm. Please follow Uncle’s remedy as stated, obviously he’s done his home work.
Folks, you can’t make this shit up!!! Get Well Soon
Regards
LarryW 😎 :bow: :bow:
Zonk…you idiot! There are no “cocksuckers” in Finland! They all moved to Sweden.
Besides, the swelling is NOT in the shank of his drain pipe…but rather in his left orb!!!
LarryW has obviously had this difficulty himself, as his recommendation of a tube sock is sound. However, he failed to mention the danger of fungus infection transferring from the foot to the infected orb…causing what is known in medical circles as “Mibalzarsoar’s Syndrome”.
First mentioned by Hippocrates in 1248 BCE, it was diagnosed in a Greek athlete, a discus thrower, by the name of “Mibalzarsoar” (my-balls are-sore). Having developed a severe itch after the Olympic games of 1249 BCE, Mibalzarsoar approached Hippocrates for relief. The good doctor noted the presence of flakes, redness, swelling, and quickly associated this condition with the severe itch present in both chronic dandruff, and the ever present foot fungus in athletes. A potion made of sweat from the arm pit of a leper, palm oil, and crushed olive pits was prescribed.
Mibalzarsoar eventually recovered from his affliction, but not before a great deal of social angst from inappropriate itching during public events, and when in the presence of his peers. He suffered severe ridicule, and his name became synonymous with chronic testicular pain and discomfort. Over time, a man’s testicles became identified with the term “Mybalz”, later shortened to “ballz”, and then loosely translated to the English term “Balls”, which is in common use today.
Hippocrates documented the case, and later become the father of modern medicine. Interestingly, Mibalzarsoar died of leprosy in 1241 BCE.
Thus it is that I must stay with my original suggestion of the use of duct tape when securing the offending orb.
Kind regards,
Uncle Hoot:
Maybe Ville’s trolling for cocksuckers???
Dearest Ville, although Wise Uncle Hoot has given you some sound advice, I must point out a minor error in judgement. I know for a fact Duct tape is a poor choice for securing your offending testical to your ankle!! A much better treatment would be an extra large tube sock with enough room to accommodate the family Jewel. No need to thank me, just looking out for TAG’s favorite Finn.
Regards
LarryW 😎
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Ville….
In response to your PM, there is no cause for worry in one testicle hanging lower than the other. Actually, this condition is quite common in men and boys.
The fact that it is swollen (“red and angry” per your comment) is of some concern. No…I wouldn’t soak it in hot water and vinegar! That has never worked for me. You should never have used a vacuum cleaner for your case of crabs. The suction probably pulled some veins and tendons inside your nut sack and caused inflammation. Always ask a pharmacist for the proper medication for that condition.
Actually, your left testicle hanging well below your knee, now that I think of it, was likely caused by the vacuum cleaner suction as well. It may return gradually to it’s original position over time. Duct tape it to your ankle for the time being and wait to see what develops.
Kind regards,
Uncle Hoot:
The sure do. ..
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Tell me about it ! He means well though.
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