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Well, by golly Goober, the wait sure doesn’t seem to have dampened your appetite! You are still a handsome man, but your head seems like it belongs on another body…hey, you didn’t Photoshop that picture to bring out your best features, did you????
Those are some swell looking grapes you’ve got there! Do you play with them often? Probably tough to reach the other ones!
Hoot:
You jammy bugger Hoot… See yer guns turned up then…
…. Im still waiting ..
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A smooth palm is important at my age!
Just last week I sneezed, missed a stroke, over-corrected, my hand flew off my “control stick”, I jack-knifed off the bed, and bruised the top of my head on the floor. You hear a lot about old people falling and breaking a hip…I can’t imagine what they are doing with their feet, but without a firm grip with my hand, I’m in serious danger. I’ve been thinking about installing a seat belt in my bed…then I don’t have to drive straight, I can not only go up and down, but swerve left, right, forward and reverse as well!!!
It’s almost as good as the real thing…I think…1990 was a long time ago!
Yes yes yes…I know. A man my age shouldn’t be interested in “driving“, but then I do a lot of things men my age can’t, or won’t, and enjoy it.
Hoot:
Holding that gun with that huge bottle of lube looks and tissues on the counter just about right for Hoot
Damn Hoot, your smile is as big as the titties in one of Leadpecker’s gifs. I can’t help but notice the huge ass grin. Can’t focus on the gun 🙂 Congrats!
This is really strange. I just noticed the serial number on my Lelya is in the early “700’s”…does that sound right??? Further, it’s stamped in Russian????
What the…….??? What does it all mean???
Hoot:
It will all become abundantly clear to you Weed Hopper when you shoot it, test it, take it a part and report back in great detail (with photos) to all on this forum your assessment of the Lelya. It is just that simple……
:hoot:
This is really strange. I just noticed the serial number on my Lelya is in the early “700’s”…does that sound right??? Further, it’s stamped in Russian????
What the…….??? What does it all mean???
Hoot:
YYYooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa …….. :8: :8: :8: :8: :8: :8:
my dear Uncle Hoot: ….
i really happy for you,,,believe me this is one of the best news i have heard for the last months ,,, congrats …and plz sleep it with yourself at night,,, don’t let here go to anywhere,,,she it your property and you got it after long time of waiting ,, be kind with her ,,,,
tell us what is the caliber?? i think it is .25cal …
BTW; i liked your pics,,,please try to post more pics …
All things come to those who wait….
Gloatingly yours,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
“There’s them that have, and them that have not…it’s not always the Good that get the goods, in fact it’s quite the opposite!” Hillary Clinton circa 2014
Magnificient Uncle :hoot: ,
congrats!!!!
Certainly that stock is not beech, actually you got a very nice piece of wood.
Enjoy! 😀
All things come to those who wait….
Gloatingly yours,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
“There’s them that have, and them that have not…it’s not always the Good that get the goods, in fact it’s quite the opposite!” Hillary Clinton circa 2014
Hi Hoot,
Congratulations,
I’m very happy for you.
Take care.
Mika
Just be happy you don’t look as ugly as that old FART!
No this means hoot really knows how to suck dick !
Why not? I think we all feel sorry for the old bastard, in some way or another.
Yet I get no joy seeing bathroom selfies of hoot feeling up the Estonian goddess.
Words cannot explain the displeasure I have endured viewing hoots post today.
The only way to express how this has disturbed me, is to post a pic to disturb you
She’s holding her belly up so you can get to that thang !
:hoot:
I just knew there would be haters.
Hang on, you will get your revenge soon enough….
Hoot:
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…. Im still waiting ..
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Mummy needs you to come home and warsh between her folds !