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All things come to those who wait….
Gloatingly yours,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
“There’s them that have, and them that have not…it’s not always the Good that get the goods, in fact it’s quite the opposite!” Hillary Clinton circa 2014
It’s actually spelled ะะตะปั
Lets at least call them by their correct name Lelya, not Leyla, and not layla, The air guns gods have likely deemed us unfit for possession of such a weapon and that is causing the delays.
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Damn Leylas better get here soon before we all go nuts!!!!
Hoot:
Horseshit!
I already worked out a deal with Tony, where your dearest friend Leadpecker gets your lelya.
Go milk a billy goat ๐
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When MY Leyla arrives months before the rest of you inchworms, you will all regret making light of my situation!
I will post pictures of Leyal and myself…and you will cringe, cringe I tell you!!!
Kindest regards,
Dear Ol’ Uncle Hoot:
Hoots lelya, dawned in white attire, because she’s pure as the driven snow
Believe it’s name is don white too ๐
Oh Shit, it’s happened again. :hoot: has mentally sex-changed that Leyla from an “it” to a “she”. Over time, the details of his purchase become difficult to retrieve and we may all see what a Leyla looks like in peekaboo undies. ๐ฏ
My dear “Pimp-O”
That is why it is called a Hobby…it never ends! It keeps our minds on something we find fun and enjoyable, and we won’t catch a dangerous disease when we play with a new one!
It can be very expensive, but much cheaper than other vices. Our livers are safe, our wankers won’t turn black and fall off, our lungs won’t clog up, our teeth won’t get cavities, and it doesn’t cause weight gain, or unwanted pregnancies!
It runs on air, doesn’t talk back, never has a headache, doesn’t bitch and moan about the yard work, won’t squawk about a lack of attention, doesn’t complain about how much we play with it’s parts, works every day of the month without having a week of recreational down-time, it looks as good in the morning as when you put it to bed, it goes off every time you pull the trigger, and there’s no need to waste 45 minutes to an hour of precious sleep time trying to pry it’s damn breech open long enough to get projectiles inside!!
There’s no downside, at least the way I see it!
Kind regards,
Uncle Hoot:
Dearest Uncle :hoot: ,
this is the best justification ever and food for soul :rofl:
I was just feeling a bit “guilty” but you gave me back motivation and put me right back on track for our mission, thank you so much ๐
And now to us, you new “bullpub herd”, I’ll catching you all, I promise, so help me Dearest Uncle Hoot 
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Northern Arkansas is nice this time of year.
I don’t know this “Charity” chick going with you…let’s hope she doesn’t fall off the back!
Kindest regards,
Uncle Hoot:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy0kNX5xrnE
Hoot: it’s the Arkansas 500 this weekend. 500 miles of slow scenic riding in three days in northern Arkansas. (charity)
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My dear “Pimp-O”
That is why it is called a Hobby…it never ends! It keeps our minds on something we find fun and enjoyable, and we won’t catch a dangerous disease when we play with a new one!
It can be very expensive, but much cheaper than other vices. Our livers are safe, our wankers won’t turn black and fall off, our lungs won’t clog up, our teeth won’t get cavities, and it doesn’t cause weight gain, or unwanted pregnancies!
It runs on air, doesn’t talk back, never has a headache, doesn’t bitch and moan about the yard work, won’t squawk about a lack of attention, doesn’t complain about how much we play with it’s parts, works every day of the month without having a week of recreational down-time, it looks as good in the morning as when you put it to bed, it goes off every time you pull the trigger, and there’s no need to waste 45 minutes to an hour of precious sleep time trying to pry it’s damn breech open long enough to get projectiles inside!!
There’s no downside, at least the way I see it!
Kind regards,
Uncle Hoot:
Does anyone know if they are even in transit yet?
The last I heard there was a 2 month delay from the original Jan/Feb delivery so going by that it should be this month
It’s incredible how we can become “addicted” to airguns.
A lot of people own several airguns but all of them are forgotten as soon as a new project starts.
And as soon as the new project is completed then you have to start yet another one.
Actually many of us are impatient to finish the current project just because there is already another one (or two) waiting.
Have been there many times….
“Redeem yourself before it’s too late” ๐
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I hate you hoot !