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If bobby knight attempted to choke me, I’d punch him in the fucking mouth!
Robert Montgomery Knight, Indiana mens basketball coach
AND…who but Uncle Bob would think of choking a player as a “Learning Moment”?
Consider, while normally used in murders and rapes, choking someone to near unconsciousness DOES impart into that person’s mind, a permanent memory of “Wow! This shit needs to be avoided in the future!” Only Uncle Bob instinctively realized if you seized a person immediately after their mistake, and with the proper approach, (hands clutched tightly around their throat) in that pristine moment of that person’s life, and while screaming appropriate instructions, he could plant a permanent memory into their mind, of NEVER to do what they just did!
The trick, he found, was to release them just before their eyes rolled back into their heads…so they wouldn’t pass out and forget what he said! Pure genius…
If Bobby had one flaw, it was his need to spontaneously impress upon other individuals what his emotions at that moment of time! That kind of honesty made many people uncomfortable.
You just have to view the man in the proper prospective!
Hoot:
Robert Montgomery Knight, Indiana mens basketball coach
Ahhh….the good old days! When a chair thrown across a basketball court was bigger news than religious fanatics trying to cut off everyone’s heads! I hope they get ahold of some rancid camel milk, and start cutting each other’s heads off. Ignorant religious pricks!
Hoot:
“Go out there and beat the shit out of those chicken eating motherfuckers”
Robert Montgomery Knight, Indiana mens basketball coach
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I profess the following:
President Underwood was sorely misunderstood…including the fact that he was never president. His Bitch wife ran the country in her own mind. Together, they don’t exist!
The Leylas are in Toshik’s basement, where they have been for several weeks, and where they will stay, until HE decides when you unruly swine are worthy to receive them! I can hear his deranged laughter in my mind!
I know the above to be true because I have seen these very things in my dreams.
Tomorrow, I will get medical treatment for my tick bites…The “visions” have been getting worse!
Meanwhile, you may read the following, and amuse your feeble minds with the utterances of the richest people in this nation…The one thing they have in common is they all started playing with their balls at a very early age!!!
“Blind people come to the ballpark just to listen to him pitch.”
– Reggie Jackson commenting on Tom Seaver
“I’m working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything will be perfect.”
– Doug Sanders, professional golfer
“All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.'”
– Mickey Lolich, Detroit Tigers Pitcher
“When it’s third and ten, you can have the milk drinkers; I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time.”
– Max McGee, Green Bay Packers receiver
“I found out that it’s not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don’t care and the other twenty
percent are glad you’re having them.”
– Tommy LaSorda ,LA Dodgers manager
“My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.”
– E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his 12 knee operations
“My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.”
– Vic Braden, tennis instructor
“When they operated, I told them to add in a Koufax fastball. They did but unfortunately it was Mrs. Koufax’s.”
– Tommy John N.Y. Yankees, recalling his 1974 arm surgery
“I don’t know. I only played there for nine years.”
– Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked if Tom Landry ever smiles
“We were tipping off our plays. Whenever we broke from the huddle, three backs were laughing and one was pale as a ghost.”
– John Breen, Houston Oilers
“The film looks suspiciously like the game itself.”
– Bum Phillips, New Orleans Saints, after viewing a lopsided loss to the Atlanta Falcons
“When I’m on the road, my greatest ambition is to get a standing boo.”
– Al Hrabosky, major league relief pitcher
“I have discovered in 20 years of moving around the ball park, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.”
– Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox owner
“Because if it didn’t work out, I didn’t want to blow the whole day.”
– Paul Horning, Green Bay Packers running back on why his marriage ceremony was before noon.
“I have a lifetime contract. That means I can’t be fired during the third quarter if we’re ahead and moving the ball.”
– Lou Holtz ,Arkansas football coach
“I won’t know until my barber tells me on Monday.”
– Knute Rockne, when asked why Notre Dame had lost a game
“I tell him ‘Attaway to hit, George.'”
– Jim Frey, K.C. Royals manager when asked what advice he gives George Brett on hitting
“I learned a long time ago that ‘minor surgery’ is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.”
– Bill Walton, Portland Trialblazers
“Our biggest concern this season will be diaper rash.”
– George MacIntyre, Vanderbilt football coach surveying the team roster that included 26 freshmen and 25 sophomores.
“The only difference between me and General Custer is that I have to watch the films on Sunday.”
– Rick Venturi, Northwestern football coach
And the best of all…..Tampa Bay Bucs coach John McKay when asked what he thought about his teams execution, replied ” I think it’s a great idea ” …..
:hoot: Hoot: :hoot:
:rofl: It’s still March and of 2015. The night is young. 😛 It’s like a fine wine or whiskey. Savor the wanting….
ED! Where are the Lelyas? Have they left Russia? Please let us know if you are trapped under something heavy!
only US President Underwood with his America Works program did Americans best interests!
Did he made eventually also a statement concerning Lelyas delivery date?
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You very well might think that — I couldn’t possibly comment.
Sorry Guys, not my business but I say:
only US President Underwood with his America Works program did Americans best interests!
Did he made eventually also a statement concerning Lelyas delivery date?
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Isn’t that true. I think he has kept more campaign promises then any president in my life unfortunately that’s the problem.
He is great at getting things done, just not things in the best interest of Americans…
I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
The young guy says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”
I said, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”
The young guy says, “Well, she is 24 years old, tall,with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?”
I said, “Doesn’t matter — let’s look for yours.”
Most of us old guys are helpful like that.
At this point it raises my blood pressure about 20 points just to look at him. I refuse to listen to him. Just cant stand the constant lying and destruction. :angrymob: Worst president in 70 years just doesn’t do him justice. 🙄
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Scared money don’t make money, John Vincent Calipari head coach of Kentucky mens basketball team