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Good to have dreams oak :popcorn:
Coincidentally i do have Troll-Be-Gone that works on Estonians , and better yet , on those pesky Russian Trolls.
In Finland we call it a ” RK 95 ” ( Google it ) and the letters R and K stand for : Reap the Kommunists , latest act 1995.
Ed sure as hell has no control over them – hell , he has no control over his own BS. How can that kinda ” Man ” beat those pesky bridge Trolls then . Huh ??
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That’s not a “god” you red-eyed twit….that’s a “Troll“, under bridges…remember? Besides, they will shit on your shoe in a heartbeat! Nasty tempered little bastards. That shit is really hard to get off, once it dries.
From the looks of things, a Troll may have shit on this order. Don’t blame ED, he has no control over Estonian Trolls!
Perhaps if someone sent Tony a case of “Troll Shit Be-Gone” things might start to unplug…and Leyla’s would start to fly out of Ed’s orifice like ripe corn from a goose!!!
Well….we can dream can’t we???
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
And this time it’s the Estonian bridge God and he’s not to be trusted.
When G0D decides Great Cousin Oak can have it then he can have it.
G0D decides the game……
No, you won’t. The shipment will never arrive. It’s stuck on the other side of the Estonian bridge.
But I will have a Lelya like you. Some day. :biggrinn:
:hoot:
Yes…but I have a Leyla and you don’t. Twist those farts!
Kind regards,
Uncle Hoot:
You are a twisted old fart knocker :whistle:
:hoot:
This is a true story! I believe those who frequent this thread of despair need to see some good is still going on in the world!
The Last Kiss This is such a touching story.
The Last Kiss Back on January 9th, a group of Peking, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says “Hey baby…..whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?” She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!!”
While he didn’t want to appear ‘sensitive’, George also didn’t want to miss this ‘be-a-legend’ opportunity either so he asked… “Well, before you jump, Honey- babe… why don’t you give ole George here your best last kiss?” So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that… and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says.
“Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.” It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
Hoot: (snort….dopes!!!)
Yeah it looks like Trump is a plant to make certain Clinton is President to Complete the One World Government European Union Style take over via PRESIDENTIAL PROCLAMATION
Son of a Bitch
What do you have against Bedwetter’s mother????
Where are the Leyla’s?
Is there life after death? Or…is there death after life? I can answer one, but not both!
Why is the weather so hot? Is Al Gore to blame for this? Is Al Gore’s mother to blame for this?
I wonder if Ratso’s mother knows Al Gore’s mother?
Ratso…always put an exclamation mark after a “name calling” statement in a sentence.
I’m going nuts. It’s 115 F heat index outside, and I can’t do anything but sit here and watch. I turned my fan up to “High” but you know it still feels hot!
I watched the debate last night. I believe I might be moving to Canada soon.
Regards,
Hoot:
(Did I mention I was bored shitless?)
Son of a Bitch
Want your tooth back oak ?? :whistle:
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I had a conversation with Ed today, Lelyas assembly was delayed again(!), hopefully they’d finally put them together this week and ship our way.