Lelya Shipment Update?
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Why not the rest of the family uses it. 🙄 I bet there is some real filth being sent there. 😛 I heard the number of photos and videos being sent per day is approaching a billion. 😆
Get snapchat secoda !
Have you been following the new thing called “boobselfies”? They are the new rage and there may be millions of them out there by now. Google it. :rofl:
I can’t believe Donnyfl hasn’t brought this to our attention but he has been busy.
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If Vildo knew you were showing some of his wife’s old “Swedish Peek Show” films…he would be sorely pissed!!!
Hoot:
Where are our lelyas now? on the way US land?
You canceled your .25 Lelya? Uncle Hoot canceled a Lelya? Which seal of the Apocalypse does that open? Sweet Moses, we’re all doomed.
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My dear Hemn…
I wouldn’t do this for just anyone, but you can have the pre-paid Matadors drop shipped to me via the Toad Suck Freight & Carriage Co. Inc !
I will hold them in my crawl space, safely protected from outdated Commerce, Shipping, Customs and Tariff laws of Middle-Eastern bureaucrats.
There is no need for thanks. It’s just the way I roll….
Kind regards….
Uncle Hoot:
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At 72 I’ll be dead before I ever get my dick-skinners on a Leyla…
Guys…life is hard when you get old.
Kind regards,
Poor ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
i can feel you my lonely poor Uncle :hoot: ,,,,, i know how much that DAMN lelya hurts you
even many months ago i personally asked Ed why he couldn’t send it to you yet,, he told me that some problem faced me and i couldn’t send it to him,,, and i think Ed discussed in one topics ,,,
anyhow ,,, you are suffering not for importing issue ,,,but you cannot get it yet,,,, and i am suffering because of the shipping issues and i can get any version of Edgun when i want ,,,it is easy for me,,,but there is no any F***king DAMN shipping company accept to ship my packages that contains 10 MATADORS ,,, to my DAMN oily country … 😯 😯 i prefer we need to make an agreement in between my Dearest UNCLE Hoot: what do you say??
You guys do know I’m not Hoot? I’m just a guy who thought it would be funny to use my poor photoshop skills, to turn Hoot’s iconic avatar into a fat bastard.
I do own a standard. And the only reason I care about the Lelya, is the sooner it’s here, the sooner my Veles will be here.
I pray for the poor rube that bought your blackbird.
Fair enough…but I bet me standard will be worn out before you even get your Lelya.
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Define “filth”…..
Hoot: