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Lelya Shipment Update?

Still a Jan/Feb delivery date?

EdGun

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quote SECoda:

Why not the rest of the family uses it. 🙄 I bet there is some real filth being sent there. 😛 I heard the number of photos and videos being sent per day is approaching a billion. 😆

Define “filth”…..

Hoot:

Why not the rest of the family uses it. 🙄 I bet there is some real filth being sent there. 😛 I heard the number of photos and videos being sent per day is approaching a billion. 😆

Get snapchat secoda !

Have you been following the new thing called “boobselfies”? They are the new rage and there may be millions of them out there by now. Google it. :rofl:

I can’t believe Donnyfl hasn’t brought this to our attention but he has been busy.

:hoot:

If Vildo knew you were showing some of his wife’s old “Swedish Peek Show” films…he would be sorely pissed!!!

Hoot:

Here are the stocks just coming in – should be any day now. 😛

Where are our lelyas now? on the way US land?

quote Hoot:

Uncle Hoot: (who has bought three pcp’s since he got his Lelya refund, and now owns a .25 R3M Standard that shoots REALLY REALLY hard.)

You canceled your .25 Lelya? Uncle Hoot canceled a Lelya? Which seal of the Apocalypse does that open? Sweet Moses, we’re all doomed.

:hoot:

My dear Hemn…

I wouldn’t do this for just anyone, but you can have the pre-paid Matadors drop shipped to me via the Toad Suck Freight & Carriage Co. Inc !

I will hold them in my crawl space, safely protected from outdated Commerce, Shipping, Customs and Tariff laws of Middle-Eastern bureaucrats.

There is no need for thanks. It’s just the way I roll….

Kind regards….

Uncle Hoot:

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Lelyas haven’t come in yet ?
Ok I’m going back to bed.

quote Hoot:

:hoot:

At 72 I’ll be dead before I ever get my dick-skinners on a Leyla…

Guys…life is hard when you get old.

Kind regards,

Poor ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:

i can feel you my lonely poor Uncle :hoot: ,,,,, i know how much that DAMN lelya hurts you

even many months ago i personally asked Ed why he couldn’t send it to you yet,, he told me that some problem faced me and i couldn’t send it to him,,, and i think Ed discussed in one topics ,,,

anyhow ,,, you are suffering not for importing issue ,,,but you cannot get it yet,,,, and i am suffering because of the shipping issues and i can get any version of Edgun when i want ,,,it is easy for me,,,but there is no any F***king DAMN shipping company accept to ship my packages that contains 10 MATADORS ,,, to my DAMN oily country … 😯 😯 i prefer we need to make an agreement in between my Dearest UNCLE Hoot: what do you say??

You guys do know I’m not Hoot? I’m just a guy who thought it would be funny to use my poor photoshop skills, to turn Hoot’s iconic avatar into a fat bastard.

I do own a standard. And the only reason I care about the Lelya, is the sooner it’s here, the sooner my Veles will be here.

I pray for the poor rube that bought your blackbird.

Fair enough…but I bet me standard will be worn out before you even get your Lelya.

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