Name the Lama Contest $100 grand prize
Lama Contest
We are going to have a contest called “Name the Lama”
We want the best more creative name for our Notorious Forum Member “LAMA” he has tortured us with that name and multiple Lama references for years and now it is time to give him a new Forum Name!
We want the most creative and original name suggestion! They can be a colorful as possible and a picture might give you an edge!
I will be a judge and so will Tony…even though I have not asked him yet..lol That way Tron and Ninja can participate.
Our sponsor for this Constest is Akula. He will send the winner $100 as the prize.
So here is an example of how “Name the Lama Contest” should go.
I think Lamas new name should be is “Mr Piggy” or Little Pinky..lol
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The cost to get you laid may very well be in direct correlation to how drunk DH is… 😯 Stay seated, Lama…. 😆
How much would it cost to get lama laid. Can’t believe no one came up with that yet. 😛
I like the getting DH drunk one, but Akula, you have to stop by alabama and pick me up so I can go with you and watch. 🙂
I think the challenge would be how long would it take to get dirty harry sober…lol
He is a great guy isn’t he… 😛
Gents; I’m waiting for ideas for the next contest. My only current idea is “How much money would it cost to get Dirty Harry drunk in Waikiki”
If this is the next contest, I’ll fly over and gauge the extent, breath and width of Harry’s liver AND pay the prongistator $100.00 for the privalige of filling DH with Waikiki’s finest. Nearest bid on the cost of drinks wins.
Please remember that a watered down Mai Tai in Waikiki at a nice place costs ten buck a pop. I’ve been in establishments there that charge twenty five buck for a decent Mai Tai….Then again, the wife was paying. This could get expensive!
For Harry; I ain’t driving your drunk ass home if this contest comes about. We’ll stay at the Hilton or better to forego driving. By the way, I’m not sharing a room with you. I’ll pay for your stay as I prefer not sharing a room with a guy going at both ends.
AKULA
Ahhh too late for the contest..
And I have a good one too!!
Introducing….
PunchMeFace!!
(it may just be the uniform…) 😆
Okay Sacshooter.. I’m sending YOU the $$bill for making me spit my six dollar a pack cigarettes onto my fakkin’ keyboard. 😛 😛
That was a funny post.. Priceless 😆 😆
Harry
Lama, (aka Warren with a air rifle)
Have you seen my ,,,,,,,pellets?
Gents; Only the English…. I’ve never understood the humor of you folks from the Kingdom. WOK typified that weird humor in the last post.
As far as a new contest, let’s hear some ideas. I’m a one trick pony (for those of you in the U.K., see Monty Python to understand the meaning of ‘One Trick Pony’).
And for those that follow the Queen; PLEASE don’t try to correct my grammer. Gramarians don’t win wars or debates. Statesmen win both…with just a bit of help from the blood of our AMERICAN citizens.
I hope this boils the blood from both sides of the Atlantic. Let’s have a new contest! AKULA
How about a continuation on the name the llama contest. I shall call him “squirt”.
Dirty Harry; To shovel shit is noble. Wishing to aspire to shovel shit is ignoble. AKULA
Adam…..you disgust me!! 😛 8)
Harry
AKULA…….forgot to throw in the Smiley/laughing Emoticons……. NMR would make a lousy Cowshit shoveler anyway. After all, our young friend could have predicted that!
Your Friend,
Harry
RiffRaff; After much consutation and advice Lama will use a Naked Mole Rat as his protection. It seems that this particular breed of mole rat has the ability to absorb stupid genes. Then again, how do you explain the way this particular animal displays it self. It seems self evident. AKULA
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Lama; I’m a Pacific Sailor. I remember the days of pulling into exotic ports of call and screwing everything in sight. Things have changed. I can no longer gaurantee you getting laid within 15 minute of hitting shore. It may now take thirty minutes to find the right one.
In any event, if you wish an escort on your expoits I will be happy to comply. Then again, you could join the Navy and do all I’ve done and then some. It will just take you longer in this day and age as there are new rules in place that discourage such behavior. I had a blast in my time in the Pacific. I hope you have the same.
I spent 20 years in the cockpit of strike aircraft. There was no better life at the time. It was akin to being a rock star. AKULA