Name the Lama Contest $100 grand prize
Lama Contest
We are going to have a contest called “Name the Lama”
We want the best more creative name for our Notorious Forum Member “LAMA” he has tortured us with that name and multiple Lama references for years and now it is time to give him a new Forum Name!
We want the most creative and original name suggestion! They can be a colorful as possible and a picture might give you an edge!
I will be a judge and so will Tony…even though I have not asked him yet..lol That way Tron and Ninja can participate.
Our sponsor for this Constest is Akula. He will send the winner $100 as the prize.
So here is an example of how “Name the Lama Contest” should go.
I think Lamas new name should be is “Mr Piggy” or Little Pinky..lol
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Lama…er…Mole Rat…okay…Lama; True love is hard to find. I hope you’re happy with your ample bride. By the way, that color red is not your color. Try something to match Magnum’s mole’s foreskin tone.
By the way, when is the BBQ. Your new bride should self baste and will feed a horde. Watch for flare ups though. She looks like she carries quite of load of ‘baste’. AKULA
Lama will be fine…..He is no longer a virgin and just tied the knot.
Mrs. Naked Mole Rat is HOT!
Sorry Lama, just found these picts and could not let them go to waste…
DH; That Which Does Not Kill Us Makes Us Stronger – Nietzsche
Lama will weather this minor storm in his life and he will be stronger for it. I don’t think I’ll be needing to offer our friend Lama a job in the future. Keep drinking your milk though. My family can always use the money for something frivalous. AKULA
Harry
He could always go back to his job as “Gimps Suit Tester” but if he keeps farting in them there will be hell to pay….LOL
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Hey AKULA……after the years of therapy Lama will need to overcome this abuse he may likely drop out of school as well. It is most probable that his Therapist will ask him the root cause of his troubles. It is most probable as well that he will blame you. This kid will be out of school and out of work. Do you think you could get him a job shoveling Cowshit at one of your Dairies?
Harry
Woooo-Hoooooo….. I was’nt expecting that, but this has sure been Fun….Lama I hope you enjoy your new name….LOL…..NOw to get some more airgun goodies……
Nice job J3magnum! You have just ruined the reputation of the Naked Mole Rat.
Ah who the hell am I kidding? I’m just jealous. 😈
Congratulations, your entry was superb!
Makes me go 😡 , 😆 , and 😯 all at the same time.
haha…. no worries… I’m having fun with this…
So am I actually going to change my name, or should it go in my signature or something???
You can do what you want…..for fun maybe AKA; NAKED MOLE RAT….lol
The avatar would be a big laugh.
It could have been Dances with Men, King Queef, Forrest Gimp or Contrato…LOL or sperm garggler….LOL
You got off easy
Rob; Sadly, the contest is over. I do want to tell you that you last entry is….priceless. I’m laughing my ass off! AKULA
just call him Sanchez, the Dirty Naked Mole Rat….. 😆
Congrats er Lam er Mole er Ugly Rodent Peni….I guess I just don’t know what to call you these days. Only time will tell. AKULA
Ha. Naked mole rat. 😛 I feel so honored. 🙂
So am I actually going to change my name, or should it go in my signature or something???
Take your finger and stick it in your ass crack. Now put that finger under someones nose like a mustache…..Dirty Sanchez.
Just don’t ask what a “Hot Lunch” is…lol
WOK; My older brother was famous for pissing on peoples’ legs while in the shower at his frat in college. He’s still a dipshit and I’ll pass to him he should move on to the ‘Sanchez’ move. I’ll pass on practicing this personnaly.
Then again, since waterboarding is in question as a method of extracting information from our enemies, I’ll see if this is considered tourture by the powers that be. You may have proved the answer to a quandry that is before the country! AKULA
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Good catch Lama! She looks hot!
What will you use for a condom, a wetsuit?