Single shot tray for the Hummingbird?
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Is it possible that a single shot tray can be made for the Hummingbird?
Hoot:
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It seems that Ville has adapted to Swedish way of life a bit too well. In Finland we just pee on the anthill to agitate them or throw in a dead viper to give them something to do. But hey, what ever rocks your boat.
Aaaww – you found out that age old Swedish “Honey trick” all by yourself. Kudos ! They use it in following manner : Smear your nuts in that Herring powder mixed with Honey. Half/half mixture. Let it sit for an hour then go seek for the largest Anthill you can find. Sit on that for 30 minutes. The smallest problem you have after that is the itch around your nutsack. Good luck !
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Dear Swedish Village Idiot….
Despite some minor side effects, It DOES sort out the “itch” problem!!!
Yes, I may have used a bit too much, but the relief was worth it. I have noted no testicular swelling, as you indicated. I plan to finish off the tube.
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
PS: This stuff tastes really HORRIBLE!!! I added some honey to it, and that helped,
Uncle, Uncle – you didn´t read the instructions carefully enough. That tube was enough for 35 treatments (human) , 350 treatments (small mammals as Gerbil´s) and one treatment for Elephants. You used it all at once , didn´t you ?? Now there´s a risk that your nuts will grow to a similar size of an old Elephant (African Elephant , not one of those smallish Indian counterparts). While nuts in that size come in handy when there´s a shortage on seats – like in Church and crowded Restaurants – they´ll be a pain in the ass when running up and down those green hills surrounding Toad Suck.
The “Tub” size is for Circus and Zoo use and it´s not sold directly to mere civilians. There´s a way around that though would your Friends insist on the ” Bulk Pack”.
Why? :biggrinn:
Dear Gerbil Nuts…
I have the ‘Bird in my hands, but not the fix at this time. Ernest returns on the 26th, so it will take a bit of time.
Honestly, the gun is a joy to shoot. It has near perfect balance. The left hand cocking bolt is excellent for a left handed shooter. The parts are thick and solid, and the gun “feels” very solid and well made. Accuracy is excellent. It’s been colder than a witch’s tit here lately, so my target shooting has been confined to the back deck, and shooting into the lake to get the crosshairs roughly lined up on the scope. I can dial it in when it gets warmer this weekend…about 60F is predicted. And, “NO” I don’t give a rat’s ass what the neighbors across the lake think! I don’t believe for one minute that it hurts as bad as they claimed. Neither one of them was even bleeding. Just a bunch of ancient whining assholes!!! Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke!!!
Oh…thank you for the powder you sent. The “Stoppa bollar Klia för människor, hästar och små däggdjur” has really helped, especially when I’m at restaurants, and in church! A bit expensive, but as you said, it’s easier to part with a few Kroner than to stand up and explain yourself to a large group! While the small tube works, how much is the larger “tub”? I have some friends who developed the same problem shortly after our trip.
Kind regards,
Uncle Hoot:
And loving every minute of it too ! When do you get your Hummer or did you already have it in your sweaty mitts ?
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SWINES!
Hoot:
It’s just a squirt away! :rofl: :rofl:
Finally !
So the Hummingbird fix is in and it is prune juice or a stool softener? :butkick:
Dear Bird-Droppings…
You are saying I’m full of shit? If you just now realized that, you’ve got to be the slowest ‘Sum Bitch on this forum!
Ahhh…”Toe Poppers”, “Bouncing Bettys”, leeches, Kool-Aid, T-38’s, elephant grass, bug juice, 1950 C-rats, the smell of human shit and jet fuel burning in 55 gallon drums…all no-cost benefits of a joyful, carefree youth, vacationing at government expense, in scenic South East Asia, circa 1965-1975. All this, plus, $95 a month, plus $50 for hazardous duty pay…who could turn it down? Unless, of course, you preferred spending the next 20 years in Leavenworth, Kansas.
Fade back to real-time….I’ve got one word for you…”Bisacodyl”, 8 tabs for .99 cents at Wallyworld. Bet you can’t take just one!.
Anyway, there’s a fix now for the Hummingbird indexing mechanism. This is a really cool gun, but a body has to accept when you buy a prototype of anything, there are going to be fixes and modifications along the way. I’ll get it back in a month or so, then I’ll post some real time results and thoughts…
Hoot:
HOOT : Thank you for your gracious response , just to let you know , you are only seven years older then me. After having been operated on 22 times since
I was exposed to a land mine and agent orange to a high level while serving my country in Viet Nam. I too also find trying to keep my shit together sometimes
a problem and I also took stool meds to help me deal with it . However , I found the best help El natural by eating prunes or taking prune juice. Not only will
this help you to unclog your bowels , but , you can not believe how well it will unclog your thinking process as well. Hope you get my drift.
FROM : THE BIRDMAN
Dearest old coot,
After much thought about your question. I have come to a conclusion……..
You subconsciously want a lelya 🙂
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The Viper is never dead ! :angrymob: