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What do you call your gun?

I know a bunch of people on here have a name for their guns. Can’t really call them a condor or a SS after all of the modifications we do. So what does everybody call em? (this can go for any gun by the way)

Mine is simply “my baby”

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quote WalkonKing:

I once had to surrender to the SWAT TEAM.

A off duty cop saw me carry my RWS45 into my office and called it in. We received a phone call asking if we were OK or being held against our will. My mother said no. He asked if anyone had come into the building carrying a gun. She said no but my son came in with his BB gun.

I was instructed to walk out of the office with hands up and my mom was telling them…That is my son, that is my son..take it easy…LOL

The traffic was blocked off, helicopters were in the air, swat was behind every pillar and corner with a bead on me. The went into my office and saw it was an airgun and felt like a bunch of dickheads. They then went on to compliment me on the gun and told me to get a case….LOL

That was a good time…LOL

WOK; You da man! On the island of Kauai it’s a felony to shoot chickens. It seems the state of Hawaii thinks the chickens are “Red Jungle Fowl”. It’s been proven over and over again that the things are just….chickens.

Anyway, when I was stationed on the island of Kauai with the Navy I took it upon myself to rid the base of chickens. I killed hundreds with a Browning lever action .22 with subsonic rounds. It’s not that was illegal to shoot chickens on base. I had Department of Agriculture fellas on the base with a contract to do the same thing. All they did was sit at the dump, drink beer and shoot rats. Dipshits.

I ran into problems when the local Admiral sent me a security officer to oversee what was going on in paradise. The security officer was a she. And she was nuts. She threatened to have me arrested…on my own base for use or an illegal weapon.

I sent her packing. She never put two and two together. You don’t mess with the boss.

When I left Kauai the base was free of chickens. I vacation on Kauai over Christmas every year on that very base. I think this year it’s time clear the base again of the dreaded fowl we know as chickens.

DH; Are you up for shooting spree? I can’t call it a hunt. These chickens give others of the species a bad name for being supid. It’s fun though and it gives the sharks off shore something to munch other than surfers. AKULA

Connie of course. 😆

That sounds reasonable WOK, once the cops saw that it was an airgun, the left you alone.
In mi case, it would have been OK, if once the cops saw we werent carriyng firearms, would let us go, but nooooooo.
Two days in the can, charges brought up against us, lawyer expenses, etc. all because “we had to be SHURE the guns were not modified to fire real bullets”
Jesus Fing Christ!!

I once had to surrender to the SWAT TEAM.

A off duty cop saw me carry my RWS45 into my office and called it in. We received a phone call asking if we were OK or being held against our will. My mother said no. He asked if anyone had come into the building carrying a gun. She said no but my son came in with his BB gun.

I was instructed to walk out of the office with hands up and my mom was telling them…That is my son, that is my son..take it easy…LOL

The traffic was blocked off, helicopters were in the air, swat was behind every pillar and corner with a bead on me. The went into my office and saw it was an airgun and felt like a bunch of dickheads. They then went on to compliment me on the gun and told me to get a case….LOL

That was a good time…LOL

Here are the names of mine…

Sumatra 2500R .25cal: -=THE BEAST=-

Gamo CFX .22 cal: The Convict.

P.S. the “convict” name of my CFX, comes from the fact that i was actually thrown in JAIL for using it, and the rifle was sent to the police wharehouse.
Some one reported two “suspiciuos men carriyng long weapons” when a friend and i were plinking in the field, the fucking cops came (including the local “assault group”), we were arrested, and later charged with “possesion, manufacturing, an carriyng of illegal firearms”.
We spent 2 days in jail, unlit the imbeciles finally realized that the rifles where NOT firearms, and the charges were dropped.
All we got for our hassle was an “oops, sorry our mistake, you are free to go”
I guess this is the bad side of living in a country that hates firearms, and is governed by incompentent, brain dead assholes (Mexico) 🙁

I just call it “My Condor”.

Could probably get away with M.C. the Hammer.

Borrowed the name for mine(SS w/24″ bbl) from a movie. “ELE”, short for extinction level event. No complaints from any of the critters so far!

I think my Condor must be named “Holy Shit” because that is almost always the thing people say when they see what it can do. 😆

I will tell my son sometimes to….go get the “War Bird”
You could see the smile on his face 😀

That was almost funny….try again please 😛

Poor wife of WOK. He might try watermellon. From the news I understand that it’s the new Viagra. Our thoughts are with….his wife. AKULA

quote AKULA:

SteveinLA; No judgement intended to our folks here. I was just trying to get a rise out of WOK. It seems he won’t bite. AKULA

Yep, Good Ole Akula since he quit the village people he loves to try and get a rise out of me. It makes him feel like he is back home in his buddies bunk at lights out. He is truly the Pilot of the CockPit! 😛

I should not besmirch him due to him being a serviceman….or should I say because he services men?:shock:

Thats right I went there…. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Hows that for a bite big boy 😉

quote AKULA:

SteveinLA; No judgement intended to our folks here. I was just trying to get a rise out of WOK. It seems he won’t bite. AKULA

Wok’s having a hard time getting “rises” lately, or so his wife tells me 😯

SteveinLA; No judgement intended to our folks here. I was just trying to get a rise out of WOK. It seems he won’t bite. AKULA

I was quoting “Full Metal Jacket” for the fun of it.

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