What do you call your gun?
I know a bunch of people on here have a name for their guns. Can’t really call them a condor or a SS after all of the modifications we do. So what does everybody call em? (this can go for any gun by the way)
Mine is simply “my baby”
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Everyone calls my 300 rum “the cannon” too! I wonder why…. My uncle is the funniest one. Every time I’m about to shoot it he’ll scream “fire in the hole” and grab his son and pin him on the ground so he isn’t blown away by the blast. 😛 He refuses to shoot it though. 🙂 He’s the same one that told me the only reason I keep shooting it is because that first smack gave me brain damage.
I get to name my condor. It’s taken two years to get it where it is now. After all that work, crying, and pain, it gets a name. 🙂
Naming a gun is either rustic or gay. I’ll give Lama the benifit of a doubt and call him “rustic” That leaves WOK. He’s already shown his stripes…and those stripes are in the shape of a rainbow and contain the same colors. I believe he’s part of the “Rainbow Coalition”. Those boys throw parades, wear feathers, leather chaps and kiss each other in ways normal men find….what’s the word….oh yeah, gay.
My hunting buddies named my WBY 30.378, I didn’t. They call it “THE CANNON.” None want to be near when the trigger is pulled. As far as the AirForce guns they say “Nice”, what can it kill. I show them. AKULA
I call my condor “the air one”, my cfx “the spring one”, and my .22-250 “the loud one” or “the big one”. heh.
But this is coming from the guy whose cat is called “Stink Ass”.
“Charlene, sir!”
That works for my wife also 😉
That and cake. 😯
Don’t make me call I.N.S. 😛
Whistle or make kissing noises??? They usually respond to anything…
That works for my wife also 😉
That and cake. 😯
I call mine “Oh Shit”.
Thats because at the instant of trigger squeeze, if you look closely through the scope, you can see that “Oh Shit” look on the face of what you’re shooting at…… 😀 😀
Whistle or make kissing noises??? They usually respond to anything…
That works for my wife also 😉
Whistle or make kissing noises??? They usually respond to anything…
You don’t name pets? What do you do when you’re trying to call them?
Hasn’t the manufacturer already done this for us? I just use the model names: “Typhoon”, “Scorpion”, and now “Condor”.
I’ve never named any of my cars, my motorcycles, or even any of my pets…on the same token, i never fully understood why some people care to “genderize” such inanimate objects. I see many people referring to their guns as “her”, I just don’t get it 🙄
Only on “other” Forums. 😆
Ha, be careful, you can get banned for momma jokes!!!
Apparantly I did.. but it didnt fit… !!
I asked for pictures confirming that it didnt fit, and then the emails stopped 😥
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Lama; The reason your uncle calls your RUM a cannon is because it is one. A normal rifle doesn’t have a visible explosive wave front that knocks people on their asses not on the shooting end of the gun, blows windshields out and makes it necessary to repaint nearby trucks. That’s a CANNON. Your uncle is a smart guy. Hide the kids, rhinos beware. AKULA