What happened to Hoots missing Lelya?
You can see YOUR personal Lelya at the third photo behind my left shoulder. That is the Lelya I will send to you when I get it back from Germany.
Some KITS in .22 and .25 are to be sent to USA in March.
I am still travelling back home, today I am in Helsinki. When I will be back home I do hope to make a report about IWA, if I have power 🙂
Ed
Guess what??? I still don’t have a Lelya! Furthermore, I’ll likely never see a Lelya, much less own one! :angrymob:
Either Ed completely forgot about it, Tony sold it to someone else, or a “Lelya Operative” copped it, and it’s quietly living in an Edgun Protection Program somewhere deep in a rural backwater Northern State, disguised as a Prod bullpup. No one will ever know the tragic truth…
Hoot:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Shit on!…that’s right Ig, you and me,…shit on I tell you!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
With sincere hopes this missive has offered you some solice, please accept my kindest wishes, and…have a fun-filled day.
None other than…..
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
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Don’t worry my Uncle,,, once my turn comes ,,i will send your sexy Lelya to you directly,,, i will not sleep with her and not cheating you ,,,
but i would like to take one more pic for me with that red short ,,,, if possible,,, ? :suprisedn:
You know his real name: it’s Uncle. Surename : Hoot.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: my brother Phil,,, i am still laughing while i am writing this post,,, hahaha,,, what to do if we don’t make some jock ?? here all talking about Fucking ISIS and killing ,,, so ,, i said let have some jock with my RED SHOT UNCLE Hoot: ,,, he is really a beloved one out here ,,,
so, Phil,,,tell me the truth ,,, don’t you like too????????????????
and henceforth ,, i would like to collect votes for the next pic of my Dear Uncle Hoot: ,,, for me + 1
Hemn… you worry me sometimes…
Hemn… you worry me sometimes…
Not me,,, i am not cheating my dear Uncle (i really like to know your real name!!!!) ok, anyhow my Uncle Hoot :hoot: ,,,,
Don’t worry my Uncle,,, once my turn comes ,,i will send your sexy Lelya to you directly,,, i will not sleep with her and not cheating you ,,,
but i would like to take one more pic for me with that red short ,,,, if possible,,, ? :suprisedn:
That hurts!!!
Hoot: – I think by now that just about everyone has had a few rounds with your Lelya. Heck even sloppy seconds…. 😈
That ‘fag’ gets more pussy in an hour than you could in twenty years… :whistle:
It just ain’t right is it… 
You should see what his “kids” look like. Long legs, floppy ears…Nubians alright.
Maybe Ed’s new video should be ” Packing a Lelya for long distance shipping to Arkansas”.
In any case, you’ll just scare Ed with those red pantaloons (the ones you’ve been wearing for over a year, according to the Toad Suck Sheriff’s Dept). And get those manners out of your pockets…
Please, Ed, mail Hoot a Lelya. He’s a big fan and defender of your products. You may even wish to add a Proviso: Hoot, here’s your Lelya. Never again post pictures of yourself in those vinyl pants. And NEVER post pictures of yourself without those red pants. 😯
It’s a win-win scenario.
Swine! Beady-eyed, diseased, Illinois field rat!!! I hope your Ewe gets a yeast infection!!! :angrymob:
Hoot:
Hey HOOT: around 2 months ago, I got a box from Ed that contained a very short and somewhat misshaped airgun.
Maybe Ed got Tedd (oldgoat) and Ted in Madison confused and he sent it to the wrong person!
I currently didn’t have a Matador on order so; I was somewhat surprised to get a box from ED! The box that I got didn’t contain anything that looked like a Matador. I just sent the short and misshapen airgun back to Ed.
My bad!
If I knew that you wanted one of the very short and misshapen Edguns; I would paid for the box and I could have sold it to you for a BIG profit!
The big profit would be cash or Paypal only!
I wouldn’t have been interested in SOME cash, some used shoes and , epically NOT the RED HOT SPANDEX SHORTS that you keep posting here!
You pervert!
The sale have been cash only!
No no…my Dear Uncle Lelya-less Hoot:
We are not a child to hate Ed for such things….i am working on my shipment since 1st of May… and only this week we could find the shipping way to my fighting country …hahaha… at least when your Lelya become ready to ship you have easy way to be shipped to you. . Isn’t it? ???
Kind regards to my Lelya-less Uncle Hoot:
I’m not going to hate on Ed.
I have reason to believe foul play is involved. I think Tony may have it and refuses to send it to me because he’s pissed that Ed likes me best!
It’s also possible Ed gave it to Ted From Madison to send to me when he got home. If Ted produces a Lelya video…awkward questions will follow.
Otherwise, my investigation continues…..NO ONE is above suspicion!
Regards…Lelya-less
Hoot:
I really really feel sorry for my poor uncle :hoot: …. sorry to see you in that red tight underwear and you haven’t got any lovely Lelya. … to sleep with…. after three months. .. believe me I thought you already got it and had a very private and sexy times with her….
Let wait and see what Edward will tell us…. :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
The Artist formerly known as Prince (or whatever that little Fag calls himself nowadays) said it right : “Sexy Mother Fucker” …
I´m sorry to hear about your missfortune with the Lelya – and about your Shoes too. This isn´t going to be much of a comfort but i did suspect , strongly, that this is how the Hoot/Lelya lovestory would end : No Lelya , no money, no nothing he has … :butkick:
Unfortunately this is the way many aspects of Ed´s business seem to work.
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That ‘fag’ gets more pussy in an hour than you could in twenty years… :whistle:
It just ain’t right is it…
Damn right it isn’t !
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