What happened to Hoots missing Lelya?

quote Ed:

Dear Hoot,

You can see YOUR personal Lelya at the third photo behind my left shoulder. That is the Lelya I will send to you when I get it back from Germany.

Some KITS in .22 and .25 are to be sent to USA in March.

I am still travelling back home, today I am in Helsinki. When I will be back home I do hope to make a report about IWA, if I have power 🙂

quote Ted in Madison:

…Having a blast in Germany. Wish you were here. Yours, ted.

quote Hoot:

Ed himself promised me I could have the Lelya he demo’d at the 2014 Spring Gun Show in Europe. Said he’d ship it out as soon as he got home. That was early last April. “Ted from Madison” was there, saw it in person, actually touched it, held it in his hands…PM’d me, told me how nice it was! Congratulated me on my good fortune!

Guess what??? I still don’t have a Lelya! Furthermore, I’ll likely never see a Lelya, much less own one! :angrymob:

Either Ed completely forgot about it, Tony sold it to someone else, or a “Lelya Operative” copped it, and it’s quietly living in an Edgun Protection Program somewhere deep in a rural backwater Northern State, disguised as a Prod bullpup. No one will ever know the tragic truth…
Hoot:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Shit on!…that’s right Ig, you and me,…shit on I tell you!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

With sincere hopes this missive has offered you some solice, please accept my kindest wishes, and…have a fun-filled day.

None other than…..
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:

hoot

Participant

June 29, 2014 at 1:29 am

I was always suspicious of the smile on Ted’s face in that picture.

Just saying is all…..just saying!

Kind regards,

Hoot:

PS: We are all pawns in the rat race of life…

This is a picture of me when I was notified by Ed that the Lelya was mine…..

This is a picture of me after three months, no word, and finally accepting the fact that another man was sleeping with my Lelya:

For those interested…and those who noticed…the dark marks running down the fireplace glass behind me is where piss ran out of my rather tight “red pants of mourning” after I realized that there would be no Lelya in my life. It was a bitter moment…as I had sold my last pair of shoes to get the final payment for the Lelya.

Now, even if Ed sent me the Lelya for free, I couldn’t even afford to pay the postage. I had to buy back my only pair of shoes, and the bastard raised the price 25% because he know my feet were bleeding and I had to have them!!!

Life is hard on old people who can’t take care of themselves! It’s even harder on old people who piss on other people’s floors!!! That last picture wasn’t taken in my house…but that’s a story for another time. 🙁

Poor ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:

ratracer

June 28, 2014 at 2:12 am

I believe that it’s being held up in I. C. E., other that customs, because he referred to it as his wife. :suprisedn:

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