Who says matadors don’t go up for sale often??

Hoot, you could ask Huub to build you one of his Vikings. 49-55 cm long guns using BSA Ultra action. I can shoot mine one handed but little support from the other hand won’t hurt. PM me for his e-mail if you are interested. This is the short version I have:

Sorry to hear of your medical problems Hoot.

Now what the hell do you mean by “This is the Talon Forum”?
Is this not the EdGun-Cricket-BullPup forum? And the Yellow the EdGun Haters Forum?
Senile Old Fuck!

With Kindness
KnifeMaker

Goat? What goat? “Barky” isn’t a goat! Although I do admit only the Finnish Herring-hound is born with horns, or so Ville told me when he had her shipped here after my eyes were operated on.

A rare beast to be certain, but a guide-dog supreme. They need a lot of affection to maintain their vigilance.

Dear “The”, you will certainly burn in hell for doubting the words of the elderly on this forum.

Kindest regards,

Uncle Hoot:

Dear Hoot, I would have thought that OLd goat taught you better than that. Goats don’t need foreplay! I dont know from experience but im pretty sure that wasn’t goat piss you swallowed!!!! Maybe you should have your eyes checked also, or do you prefer the lights off? Glad to hear you feel better, after hearing that line of shit you cried out to Ed, we all know your still full of SHIT! :biggrinn: P.S. JUST KIDDIN. Im sure I will regret posting this.

My dear Dr. Crustation,

I’m afraid I do not get the connection between your “accident”, which Sir Ville explained to me earlier…and your need for a high fiber diet, and extreme pressure ‘Swedish High Colonic Bowel Flush‘?

How in the world does accidentally getting both your testicles caught in a public mail drop box cause colon disorders or malfunctions??? Further, how did you explain to the local Polismyndigheten officers about your propensity to post your mail in the nude, whilst using an outdoor postal mail drop box in the dead of Winter?

Regretfully, I’ve got to be brutally honest with you…I find that whole situation distasteful, and more than a little confusing!

Regardless…your friend for life,

Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:

I feel you hOOt, been there myself, took those painkillers for two years after my accident. The only thing you could eat was 2by4’s with ketchup to keep the system running. Now I just use the garden hose and if it’s really stuck the kärcher pressure washer…

Best regards

Dr.:evil:

After the CAT scan was run, the doctor returned and said he was going to admit me, then he ordered IV morphine, I got a bit concerned because I was in a LOT of pain. I looked him right in the eye and said: “Doctor…I want an honest answer? Should I be concerned?”

He said “Mr. Potter, as near as I can tell from your test results…this is the same old shit I have to deal with every day!” Then he left. I’m sure I heard him snicker out in the hallway. (Evil prick!)

A few minutes later, a fat girl came and put an IV needle in my arm. After the morphine started to work, she gave me something called Magnesium Citrate, which tasted like eight ounces of badly infected goat piss. Now, I don’t know how many of you have actually drank goat piss, (it’s not all that good to begin with) but add a bladder infection and it tastes terrible, just terrible I tell you!!! And the fat girl stayed there and watched until I drank the whole container.

Magnesium Citrate is the same thing as Draino, the clogged drain cleaner…i’m just sure of it!!! That’s what it was, Human Draino…and you can buy it over the counter at any drugstore.

A few days later I learned the narcotic pain killer I had been taking to block the arthritis pain in my legs, shoulder, hands and neck, had eventually caused my colon to simply stop working. Everything I ate had no where to go, so it stopped and waited for developments. Same thing killed Elvis Presley.

So now I have to have the knee replaced, because the bone on bone pain is unbearable. The hands, fingers and other joints are just nagging pain. I can handle that without narcotics.

I do appreciate you guys supporting me with your ignorant comments. AND…thanks to Ed, my most favorite person in the world, I will get a Lelya, so I can still keep on shooting without it hurting so much.

Life is good!

Hoot: