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My dear Black-Sniffer,
Sadly, merely being employed at a ‘gym’ will not help your friend!!! He has to use the equipment!
If he ever wants to look like a lean, hard, muscular Greek god…not unlike myself (see picture below) he must work very hard at it!
A recent picture of me on my motorcycle, while fleeing from the jealous husband of a much younger woman. The point is this….a body like mine doesn’t grow on trees. It takes a LOT of hard work.
It won’t take long for your chubby-cheeked little friend to look just like me….but he will have to work at it!.
Kind regards,
Uncle Hoot:
PS: You have a lovely family.
Also the little blonde next to Spider-Man is my wife.
Still :rofl: about my fat mate. He works at the gym as well. Lol
Black-Silver….here’s that picture I was talking about:
Which of these cuties belong to you???
Hoot:
PS: I’ll bet that fat guy sure can dance!!! If one of those blonds is his, I can understand why he’s smiling…I would too!!![/quote]
The smallest one is mine. Jessica.
HOOT , I will forgive your ignorance as you have forgiven mine . True I have never been in Europa , but I have been told that they do
indeed have at least one Ugly Tree there . Now as to the ugliness of Ville as my resource has informed me as to his mother , a boar has
no tits so breast feeding was out of the question . I was told that in order to feed him because of his ugliness that the closest they could
get to him was ten feet away and they had to feed him by using a sling shot , that they had to hire a blind nanny to tend to him and as
soon as he was able to walk that the only recourse for him to make friends they had to tie a pork chop around his neck so at least the
neighborhood dogs would play with him .
FROM : THE BIRDMAN
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Black-Silver….here’s that picture I was talking about:
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Which of these cuties belong to you???
Hoot:
PS: I’ll bet that fat guy sure can dance!!! If one of those blonds is his, I can understand why he’s smiling…I would too!!!
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Is this “North Whales” anywhere near Toad Suck, Arkansas?
I don’t recall any oceans nearby, but if there’s bus service to where you live I’ll take you up on the drink!
Regards,
Hoot:
I agree Hoot. I am a very lucky man. I have a understanding wife. Two fantasticly loveable twins Jake and Jessica. I live I. North Wales on the coast. The beach is my back garden as well as the rolling hill side and valleys.
Life is hard but rewarding.
You are a true character and if you are every in my neighbourhood your more than welcome to pop in and see me and my far balding mate for a brew.
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Dear Black-Slipper,
You sure have a nice pond in your back yard!!! Is it ever “Summer” where you live?
As you can see, you have stumbled upon a treasure trove of information and a wealth of intelligence on this site. You are a very lucky man!
Regards,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
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Dear Birdbrain….
I’ll over-look your ignorance in this matter, because it’s obvious you have never visited Europa. Things are done differently there than in Toad Suck, Arkansas!
In Denmarkia, when women ovulate, they actually “lay an egg” and the damn thing just sits there in the moss, unless a male of their origin decides to sit on it till it hatches.
I know that sounds ridiculous, but it has something to do with their tax system…”The VAT”. Don’t ask me to explain because I was never good in biology!
There are no “ugly trees” involved in their heredity because there are no trees in Denmarkia, just moss…lots and lots of moss!
Vile was hatched so damned ugly his mother refused to breast feed him. Since it’s illegal to abandon a “hatch-ling” in Denmarkia, the State stepped in and mandated he be raised on a diet of State provided Herring oil. People raised on a diet of nothing but Herring oil tend to grow up smelling a bit “Off”… That’s why, as a young man, why he had to flee Denmarkia, crawling under the barbed fences at night, sneaking past the armed guards, (these are guards posted by the countries surrounding Denmarkia to prevent any Denmarkin-ites from getting out and inter-breeding outside their species!) then he had to swim across the crocodile infested Nile river to get to Ireland, where he secretly crossed into Sweden-land. All this, to escape the curse of his “Herring-tage“…..
Sad, but true. He’s had a hard life!
He eventually found love, and married a Swedish woman who was born without a nose. Happily, they raised two cute daughters who grew into beautiful women! Vile’s wife refuses to name the father, but the word on the street is they both smell “normal”. They both live normal Swedish lives, but the young one is reported to be mean as hell!!!
Please don’t repeat a word of this to anyone. I would just die if I offended anyone on this forum….just between us…OK????
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
Me and my boy.
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I can 100% assure you I did not remove any picture. Or at least I can’t remember doing. I also didn’t post pictures of any pellets. I can tell you the only person on the pic that belongs to me is the little beautiful 3 year old girl. She is mine.
I will try and post a pic of the family. It took me a digs age to post them!
Or I might post something else as the banter is great!
HOOT , you do to your age have forgotten the most important fact about ugliness when it comes to birthing and that main factor is known
as the UGLY TREE . When someone is born in the ugly tree , to be truly ugly , they during birth must hit every tree branch on the way
down before hitting the ground . If they do not hit every tree branch on the way down then they will look like Ville . What else is there to
say .
FROM : THE BIRDMAN
Oh man, that is some funny shit! LMAO.
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