Oak???
has anyone heard from Oak?? I hope he’s OK. I haven’t heard a peep from him on here. Did he get banned?????????????? :suprisedn: :suprisedn: :suprisedn:
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Cricket, last thing I heard was that Hoot: was in the care for the mentally ill, seems he’s gone off his meds again….sorry if I’ve brought him out of his coma…
Lol didn’t know you were a health professional kinly Old uncle Hoot:
:hoot:
Cricket…you mean little shit!!!
Oak has been diagnosed with “Nut Sack Fever“, caused by having contact with someone/something that has a bad case of Formosan Nut Ticks…
Let’s cut that crazy bitch a little slack, and give his Vet some time to dig those ticks off his nut sack. These Formosan Nut Ticks are bad news. They make that Zika fever look like a minor case of acne! “FNT”, as we health professionals call it, don’t cause birth defects, like kids with small heads, FNT causes the victim’s head to shrink, and if left untreated, eventually fall off!!!
I first saw this back in ’31, when the United States was at war with Formosa over a trade embargo on imported American fermented cabbage products. A short conflict, but ugly just the same.
So back off a bit, and everyone check their nut sack on a weekly basis. Nut Sack Fever hasn’t been seen since the vets came back from Formosa…but apparently they have been quietly breeding and just waiting…waiting…waiting till the time was right!
Respectfully,
Hoot:
How to remove an embedded tick from the genital area
1 Scrotum.
Gently cup the scrotal in your palm. If it is not your scrotum…use common sense and don’t squeeze them or try to make them “click” when they hit each other!
Isolate the tick with your thumb and index finger. Start with both fingers on each side of the tick then gently move the fingers away from each other while pulling the skin taunt and moving pubic hair away from the tick.
Secure the tweezers or dental floss close to the skin and around the ticks neck.
Steadily pull the tick away from the scrotum.
Inspect the tick for missing mouth parts. Like humans, ticks have 26 teeth. Count and locate any missing pieces.
Wash the scrotum area with soap and water
Once dried, apply an analgesic if you are experiencing discomfort.
Store the tick in a container and freeze it.
Inspect the area daily for any signs of infection.
2 Penis.
Grip your penis firmly. Avoid the natural reflex of rapidly moving your hand in an up and down motion!!!
Using your thumb and index finger, spread the skin around the bite out until it is taunt.
Affix the tweezers or string around the tick’s neck, just below the Adam’s Apple area.
Pull the tick directly away from the penis with a consistent measure of force until it is removed.
Inspect the tick for any missing parts.
Wash the bitten area, then wash the tick.
Apply an analgesic if you experience discomfort.
Save the tick in a container within the freezer. Once frozen they are harmless and can be used as garnish on salads.
Inspect the area daily for signs of infection.
:rofl: :rofl:
I’ve heard reports that Oak was sighted wondering the streets of New York babbling to himself, drinking out of a brown bag……………………..
:hoot:
He tried, but it was too short and too limber~~~
Hoot:
maybe he used it as a kick stand?
:hoot:
Had to be his thumb, Zonk!
He broke off the front half of his dick in a bicycle accident back in ’58! His mom told him never to ride a bike with a hard-on.
Kind regards,
Uncle Hoot:
He’s double jointed so are you sure it was his thumb???? :suprisedn: :suprisedn:
I talked to Oak the other day. He was in a fetal position sucking on his thumb. He’s usually like this even before the ban so I think he’s alright.
Have they captured Oak yet? I heard he’s still on the run……. :darth-vader:
Take it off line gentlemen….
Tony
And in this corner we have…………………….. :butkick:
Coda, that ass is waaaaaaay to small to be Oaks.
I guess Oak knows we are abusing him and his thread. :rofl:
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Nah oak is living in a leper colony in Israel …..
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