Hoot for Mutant man of the year award
Ok with all the good information Hoot has given on the Mutant,
I vote HOOT gets the Mutant man of the year award,
That gives you a 50% discount on the new 25 Mutant coming out in November,
a 25 % discount on all Mutant parts ,
A free trip and air fare to the company that makes the Mutant, and a tour of the factory,
And 25 rolls of toilet paper for all the bull shit I just said, :hoot: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
\Mike
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There are no innocent people here. This crowd could make Mother Theresa to a Street Girl.
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It might be time to lock this thread to protect the innocent!
Hoot:
Damn Arky retards are on the loose again.
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Dear Vile Fin….
You say “Foul mouth Bitch” like it was a bad thing!
Bitch be having all her teeth! In Arkansas that’s a premium worth paying for. Plus…she weighs in at less than the U.S. standard of 300 pounds (150 kilos, ‘on the hoof’, not dressed out!), that means she’d fit on the back of iride Mike’s motorcycle…or in the bed of my truck! As far as I’m concerned, she could ride up front with me. Unlike most of the Arkansas pigs I have to deal with.
Post her email address so the rest of the forum can say “Hi”. Never can tell if/when one of us might get over that way.
Hoot:
PS: Sig Heil!
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I’ll , per definition , send my Vote for this Fucker :
That one, together with that little MF Putin could make things interresting …
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I think we finally managed to offend Zonk, as well as the entire population of Sweden.
Additionally, for today’s extremely bad taste commentary…I give you the new vacuum packed Tupperware offering:
Kind disregards to all Mutants…
Uncle Hoot:
Naaah. Zonkie is like pouring water on a Duck : It doesn’t stick. I’m sure he’s at the nearest Tupperware Party with Zelda , at the moment , but he’ll be back – like a bad case of Syphilis.
And the Swedish population isn’t that easily offended. They cherish acceptance and think we all are the same and should overcome any and all differences. That , of course , is a load of Crap ..
PS . That wacuum packed offering seems quite nice! What’s your problem , Man ???
Check out the Wifey’s heavily modified friend instead. Foul mouth Bitch – although i prefer Her before the rest of you sorry asses … I really don’t have a word for it so i’ll just Yoddle. The Finnish way!
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I think we finally managed to offend Zonk, as well as the entire population of Sweden.
Additionally, for today’s extremely bad taste commentary…I give you the new vacuum packed Tupperware offering:
Kind disregards to all Mutants…
Uncle Hoot:
Yoddeling runs deep in the Finnish blood. As does a daily dose of Herring Oil, Mead and Beer.
We don’t much care about Circus and would a Finn ever feel a need for that kind of passtime he would just catch a Ferry over to Sweden , sit down anywhere in Stockholm and watch : That’s a hell of a Circus allright. Clowns everywhere and weird foreign masses as long as the eye can see.
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“I watched in horror as I watched what appeared to be a Water Buffalo and a full grown Yak attempting to cross-breed! What I first thought were screams of terror and pain coming from ‘The Vile’ were in fact him singing the Finnish national anthem, and shouting “For Finland…”
For the sake of clarification…the Finnish national anthem is the only national anthem in the world which includes a great deal of Yodelling!
Further, the reference to Zonk’s wife must be clarified in that this woman was his first wife, KaZelda,…the child of a midget Utah circus performer, and resultant from illicit relations with an Armenian Phrenologist! (a person who tell a person’s fortune by ‘reading’ the bumps on his head) who had fled to America from a French Insane Asylum, and toured with the circus as a performer, and shoveled up Zebra shit on the side.
I know all this sounds strange, but you must not tempt the demons in my head by referencing my private sex life (…or lack thereof)
Hoot:
PS: Did I mention KaZelda was born with only one leg and Zonk’s favorite name for her was “Hopper”?
Yep. Finnish hell to all you doubters !!
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Fortunately, I could outrun Ville the Vile. She did an end run around him, grabbed him by the balls, and pulled him to the ground!
I watched in horror as I watched what appeared to be a Water Buffalo and a full grown Yak attempting to cross-breed! What I first thought were screams of terror and pain coming from ‘The Vile’ were in fact him singing the Finnish national anthem, and shouting “For Finland…”
I wept at the sight of those two sweating savages doing the jungle dance of passion. Her eyes bugged out, Vile foaming at the mouth, both of them sweating like Warthogs in an African heat wave.
Vile eventually passed out. That’s when she staggered by me and commented “Wow! I realize now I’ve never been with a Real Man before…” (She and Zonk had only been married for a couple of years…I guess he, being young, hadn’t hit his full potential at that time….)
I thought I had buried that memory forever, and just when I thought I was free…you slime dogs drug me back into a tainted past.
You will all burn in a Finnish Hell…a sea of flaming Cod oil!!!
Hoot:
Damn right there was! Your wife was chasing us along Toad Suck Boulevard like a hungry Hyena – and laughing like one while at it.
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The OTHER pictures I have of Ville and Hoot: are to risqué to show….they were place in a strategic location using a motion sensor. And trust me there was a lot of motion going on.
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It might be time to lock this thread to protect the innocent!
Hoot:
I asked the Foul Mouth Bitch ( referred as FMB from now on ) a permission to lay out any and all contact info. The FMB declined with these parting words, and i Quote : ” Never, ever have i seen such virile, interresting and good looking Men gathered in one Forum. The mere thought of that Arkansanian Hunk sends shivers down my spine. The picture of him wearing those red leather Trunks while casually leaning towards that Fire Place is more than any Woman can take. I’d take the next flight over wasn’t it for the fact he’s married. What a lucky Gal his wife – and his next door Dike neighbour is. They get to keep that sexy specimen to themselves. Life is unfair”. End Quote.
I have a totally different opinion on this but unfortunately it doesn’t count in this case.
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