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Christ hung like a horse….. Is this crucifix pornographic?

Apparently a church in Oklahoma hung this 10 foot crucifix above their alter that is supposed to show Jesus with a “distended abdomen”. What do you think?

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quote TeflonTron:

With a tallywhacker that big it won’t be long before the second coming!

LOL… Good one. 😆 😆 😆

With a tallywhacker that big it won’t be long before the second coming!

quote mdimdi:

Technically the cross is a Pagan phallic symbol that was adopted by the so called Christian church. The shape of the [two-beamed cross] had its origin in ancient Chaldea, and was used as the symbol of the god Tammuz. T for Tammuz. In Sumerian texts, Tammuz is called Dumuzi and is identified as the consort or lover of the fertility goddess Inanna (Babylonian Ishtar).
Ishtar is where we get the term Easter from. Which as you can tell by the fertility symbols in the celebration, the Easter Bunny, Easter Eggs ect. is also a Pagan ritual that was brought into supposedly Christian worship. Now the bad news…. 1 Corinthians 10:20 says “No; but I say that the things which the pagans sacrifice they sacrifice to demons, and not to God; and I do not want YOU to become sharers with the demons” and then says you can not partake of the table of God and the table of demons. So bringing in all those Pagan things into their worship puts them into the class of false worship. That is bad as you might guess. That is why at Matthew 7 verse 22 Jesus said “Many will say to me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and expel demons in your name, and perform many powerful works in your name?’ And yet then I will confess to them: I never knew YOU! Get away from me, YOU workers of lawlessness.”
That is also why so many people hate religion now. There are all kinds of false ones and most people can see that.
I hope I did not ramble too much.

Jesus Christ….. this was just supposed to be a post about Jesus with a woody, not an invitation for a dissertation on religion. Someone needs to lighten up. 😯

Or was it?

I’m going to hell anyways, so what the fuck! 😈 😈 😈

Looks like Jesus is into S&M. Better untie the knot before he pops.

Jesus, shall rise!

Technically the cross is a Pagan phallic symbol that was adopted by the so called Christian church. The shape of the [two-beamed cross] had its origin in ancient Chaldea, and was used as the symbol of the god Tammuz. T for Tammuz. In Sumerian texts, Tammuz is called Dumuzi and is identified as the consort or lover of the fertility goddess Inanna (Babylonian Ishtar).
Ishtar is where we get the term Easter from. Which as you can tell by the fertility symbols in the celebration, the Easter Bunny, Easter Eggs ect. is also a Pagan ritual that was brought into supposedly Christian worship. Now the bad news…. 1 Corinthians 10:20 says “No; but I say that the things which the pagans sacrifice they sacrifice to demons, and not to God; and I do not want YOU to become sharers with the demons” and then says you can not partake of the table of God and the table of demons. So bringing in all those Pagan things into their worship puts them into the class of false worship. That is bad as you might guess. That is why at Matthew 7 verse 22 Jesus said “Many will say to me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and expel demons in your name, and perform many powerful works in your name?’ And yet then I will confess to them: I never knew YOU! Get away from me, YOU workers of lawlessness.”
That is also why so many people hate religion now. There are all kinds of false ones and most people can see that.
I hope I did not ramble too much.

quote TeflonTron:

So that is why women yell out “Oh, Jesus….oh, Jesus….oh, Jesus…”

😯 blasphemer 😆

So that is why women yell out “Oh, Jesus….oh, Jesus….oh, Jesus…”

He is not hung he is erect. 😆

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