FPE for a Farm cat.
I can shoot .25 Kodiaks @ 1050fps, 43gr EJ’s @ 980fps, and Jerry’s seven rings @ 830fps. I want this cat to die instantly. Should I even try with my Condor or use something else? This cat is using my house as a litter box. When I started the remodel I found 10-15 gallons of shit in the attic. Now that it cant get up there anymore it uses the front step. So it is going to die, and I have many ways to shoot it, but only one thats silent. Other options are anywhere from .22-.50cal.
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Powderburner, you, (I mean your friend..) is one sick sumbitch!!!
Imagine, using pussy (a pussy I mean..) to get what you want!! In this case.. it’s MORE PUSSY! How ironic is that??
Revwarnut.
Pab you City Biddy; I was about 18 and controling the rise of the machine gun durning heavy bursts was on my mind durning that episode.
Did my dad beat me? Hell no, he thanked me. Vermin control issues were part of my daily duties on the farm. Was what I did legal? Yes, Michigan had open season on any cat including your grandma’s cat sitting on the kittie’s own porch.
Ah, those were the days, when boys were boys and kitties were scared. AKULA
By the way Pab, beating children is a crimial offense in my country. I wouldn’t try it if you visit.
When I was young and stupid (Lama), living on the farm in the wastelands of Michigan, folks from the city would look off the highway and see the bucolic scene that is my ancestral home.
These city folks would think to themselvese, I bet my cat and all those damn kittens would just love it there! The city folk would drive home scoop up the cats and kittens, shove’em in a burlap bag, drive back to the farm and toss the damn things in the front yard.
Due to this spate of cats I built a fully auto .22 carbine to dispatch the city kitties. One morning my mother told me there was a fresh bag-o-cats screaming out in the yard. My parents and girl friend of the time were just sitting down to breakfast when I emptied the magazine into the bag in full view of God, country, parents and girl friend.
The moral of the story you might ask? The right tool for the job ensures your bacon and eggs don’t get cold while you’re finishing the job. AND as an added benefit if you make enough noise and draw enough blood there will be plenty to eat as anyone watching with a weak stomach won’t be able to eat for a week.
Post script: The girl friend was a cat lover with a weak stomach. Her bacon and eggs tasted just fine after I got over the her vomity aroma. AKULA
Wow, that wasn’t nice. How old were you and what the hell was going through your mind to make you think that was exceptable behaviour? Did your dad give you a good beating for it? I’m sure he did. My kids feet wouldn’t touch the ground if I ever caught them treating animals like that(not that they ever would)
You were a bad bad boy Mr the Shark 😆
Akula you a bad man>!!!!!!!!!
lol 😆 😉 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
I knew somebody that had a cat adopt them, it just showed up one day and the next thing they knew they were feeding it and had a bowl of water on the porch. ????????, but dam, they don’t really even like cats.??
Well fast forward a month or two and it seems that there were more cats just starting to hang around , when i would get home from work there would be various cats just hanging around like they were waiting for something, “i mean when my friend would get home from work.”
Well as it seems , one time on the trip back ,pulling up the the house all the mystery had revealed itself, this cat that that had adopted us “i mean them” had one of those other cats , that had been just waiting around ,on top of its back.
Well surprise ,surprise, what to to about all this. running in the back way to the house ,because they were using the front steps as a brothel, to grab what i needed to take care of this promiscuous business.
Have you ever been in a hurry to grab something to do destruction , and couldn’t make up your mind what to get,
shotgun; NO NO way to loud!!!!
Bow: TOO Dark , and the arrow will go through and tear the broad head up on the steps!!
AIR GUN ;; That’s it , its quiet and should be plenty of power at that distance..
Oh hell which one!!??
Anyway all this is going thru my head ” his head” while going around the back and getting said weapon of destruction to take care of this aliased business going on in the front steps.
a 177 from a M. 34 Rws to the back top side of head while on the back of the female.” the 34 was the only thing i had with open sights.”and yes he did feel a little guilty at that time.only lasted a minute.
Well as the weeks came and went ,i never realized how many male cats there were around and what a great decoy a female cat in heat is.
Well my friend did , Anyway.
Very Interesting!!!
Assman-
Sounds as if you need not worry, you have plenty of punch.
The coon I wasted was with my Talon .25 with a j3 modded valve.
Just make sure you get a well placed shot, I would say a head shot would do the trick, if you get a glancing blow, get out there and snap its neck 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈
Later-
SAW
Love my SS; I think you are referring to DFH but I’ve some tales to tell too.
When I was young and stupid (Lama), living on the farm in the wastelands of Michigan, folks from the city would look off the highway and see the bucolic scene that is my ancestral home.
These city folks would think to themselvese, I bet my cat and all those damn kittens would just love it there! The city folk would drive home scoop up the cats and kittens, shove’em in a burlap bag, drive back to the farm and toss the damn things in the front yard.
Due to this spate of cats I built a fully auto .22 carbine to dispatch the city kitties. One morning my mother told me there was a fresh bag-o-cats screaming out in the yard. My parents and girl friend of the time were just sitting down to breakfast when I emptied the magazine into the bag in full view of God, country, parents and girl friend.
The moral of the story you might ask? The right tool for the job ensures your bacon and eggs don’t get cold while you’re finishing the job. AND as an added benefit if you make enough noise and draw enough blood there will be plenty to eat as anyone watching with a weak stomach won’t be able to eat for a week.
Post script: The girl friend was a cat lover with a weak stomach. Her bacon and eggs tasted just fine after I got over the her vomity aroma. AKULA
Who do we know that has experience with cats?
Prolly not the best thing close to home… 😆
Screw fpe, kilotons is where it’s at!!! 😆
Just make sure it blows up 7 or so miles away, and that the wind is blowing away from the house, for at least the next 40 years, and then you should be ok.
The cat will definitely die though.
I was going to mention that…
Prolly not the best thing close to home… 😆
That should do the trick.
As an added benefit, the fallout will keep all other cats from reproducing. Well, either that or you’ll have to deal with giant killer mutant cats…
300 win mag 😀
I have a tuned High-Flo, TH appears to be .086″ if I’m measuring right, and power wheel 12. Also have a 95 gram Hammer w/stock spring. I have a Drum spring on the way, gonna see what that does for me.
Thanks!
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Did my dad beat me? Hell no, he thanked me. Vermin control issues were part of my daily duties on the farm. Was what I did legal? Yes, Michigan had open season on any cat including your grandma’s cat sitting on the kittie’s own porch.
Ah, those were the days, when boys were boys and kitties were scared. AKULA
By the way Pab, beating children is a crimial offense in my country. I wouldn’t try it if you visit.
Me a city biddy? 😯 Try telling that to my 6 year old daughter who has been watching/helping with the lambing this season. 400 lambs due so its a busy time around here, and shes getting real bored of it… 😆 And if I can drag my 2 year old off my Ma’s horses for more than 20 seconds, I’ll let her know shes a city slicker… 😆 And the next time I’m dragging a couple tons of unhappy beef out of a ditch, I’ll tell the owner that I can’t help cos I might get my cell phone mucky….:lol:
Cats can indeed be a problem. We have one that is on death row if I get a chance to get my hands/rifle on it. My girls understand that vermin/pests have to be controlled. If that pest happens to be a cute cat, too bad. What they also understand is wanton cruellty/disregard for an animal is unacceptable. That would most certainly include turning a sack of kittens into a sack of shredded meat 😆 Disregard for an animal’s welfare does not lay down a good foundation for a childs attitude towards the world in general.
I’ve never had to paddle any of my daughters asses thank goodness 😀
Illegal to smack your child over there?? Whilst a smack is absolutely the last resort, and in alot of ways a faliure on a parents part if it gets that far, it is sometimes necessary. But as I say, my girls know how to conduct themselves, so thats not an issue.