I have to ask those who waits for EDguns to excuse me…
Tony knocks to my head every second day with the only question “When!?” and the only thing I can say “Have no idea… 🙁 ” The problem is that we have to delivery LW barrels from Germany to Russia, it used to be very smooth and predictable but now, due to some changes in Russian custom work (I hate them more the police 🙁 ) it takes so long. For instance if it took them a week to clear the barrels at the custom before but not about 250 barrels are stuck at the custom for 7 week already 🙁 and I have no idea when they will go out (they promise one more week and then let them out) but I do not believe them any more. So, we expect the second delivery, which is going the other way in a couple of weeks and as soon as we have barrels here I will assemble guns and send them to Tony immediately, so be patient 🙂 (the delivery out of Russia is another headache but that is next stage).
Next year we are very serous about opening the separate enterprise in Europe to make the guns for client out of Russia to avoid dealing with Russian stupid authorities, rules and officials… Keep fingers crossed for us 🙂
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Yes, we must have posted almost simultaneously.
I feel for you, Ed, but I’m sure you will not give up!!!
Please forgive any inappropriate jokes we made about the delays.
Thanks, Nikolay
That’s what the f*ck was going on:
http://www.network54.com/Forum/79537/message/1298104318/Bad+news!!!++No+more+Edguns+to+the+USA
Sorry to bring the bad news 😥
I hope at least we, Europeans, will be luckier!!!
And I thought dvdrw’s wife was HOT….
I, in fact, fondly recall enjoying physical congress with a woman from Norwegia in my youth. In the extreme throes of passion…the simple-minded twit, mid-stroke, tried a “back flip-over, with half twist”…..
Well, she faltered, and we both fell off the flatbed truck I rented to take her out. Broke one of the torsion bars in the suspension of the truck, split an airline to the brakes, both her and the truck rolled down the hill and jackknifed, and ended up hurting my back something aweful!
Still….I can never forget that frigid night of love, and the smell of hydralic fluid, sardines and tuna….
Thanks for the memories, however painful.
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot
Zoco, I’ll never forgive you for the THREE VERY BAD THINGS you just did by posting this picture:
1) You have made the SECRET liaison with my Norwegian passion PUBLIC, which would most certainly give my RICH wife grounds for divorce, thus leaving me without any means to pay for the R3, which Ed promised to dispatch by the end of the not so distant 2021. I have consequently been forced to intercept the Russian tank girl (holding the two “original” licences) who was sent by Ed to deliver your Matadors, and have kept both the girl and the guns for my personal use :11:.
2) You have made Hoot 😯 extremely jealous for the fact that he was never in his miserable life ever been able to consort with such an exquisite female specimen, as your Norwegian compatriot pictured above is.
3) You have “sold”, even for a few hours, this same exquisite Norwegian female specimen to someone (Ed) who most certainly does not deserve her, since he has not proven that he would be able to gratify her. Thus she she will most certainly be as frustrated as are his millions of customers from all over the world, incl. Toad Suck, AR.
Awaiting your sincere apologies,
Koljo 👿
Hmmmm…. 🙄
I can’t believe his MajEDsty was on here just a few days back without giving us an update….. 😥
Also he has not responded to my last PM, – and that was sent a looong time back….
I wonder what the f…. is going on now……….. 😕
May be it would help if I offered him a few hours with Koljo’s secret passion ?
He looks young and handsome to me! Hell, he even has hair left!!!!
Hoot 😯
That’s absolutely correct. Dvdrw, who is standing next to me, is telling the God’s honest truth. But he was a fool to publish this picture because now we can see he is not the young and handsome man he pretended to be when he posted those pictures of his family and his ailing Cane Corso 😥
PS. I have a feeling EDay is getting closer minute by minute 🙄
I hope this clears up any confusion, and restores order to the forum.
Kindest regards to all concerned, and rest assured that limited consumption of lard is not harmful.
You didn’t lie. The scope it’s not on the rifle. The proof is in this picture where Nikolay is safely checking if the gun is loaded.
Do not toy with a hardened, professional killer….
HOOT
Ha-ha-ha! Just try me, buddy 😈
PS. I don’t know about you, Hoot, but I’ve always preferred my cheap blond sluts to my expensive wives 😉
We used to go Hoggin’ in the Northwoods on our snowmobile trips, although we used to run across some bonafied Hotties up near Hayward and Minoqua. but the real hot ones didn’t live up there… Gotta love Phipps Tavern and the Silver Dollar Saloon! poontang galore
In northern Wisconsin, around 2AM, “Cute” is 10% looks and 90% availability. The “slut” wins.
WARNING WARNING WARNING
Do not toy with a hardened, professional killer….
HOOT
PS: I think dvdrw’s wife is cuter than that blond slut.
You are asking the wrong question. It’s not the volume of the fluid , it’s the size of the needle , like Hoot wisely said.
Well, it looked to me that the lovely lady on the picture was caressing the fluid container rather then the needle, which as a rule is very thin 😆
PS. Also, my dear neighbor, “Hoot wisely said” is the most hilarious contradiction in terms I’ve ever heard in my whole life!!!
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I feel for you, Ed, but I’m sure you will not give up!!!
Please forgive any inappropriate jokes we made about the delays.
Thanks, Nikolay
I never give up, that what I was taught in the special forces on the Soviet Army 🙂