I have to ask those who waits for EDguns to excuse me…
Tony knocks to my head every second day with the only question “When!?” and the only thing I can say “Have no idea… 🙁 ” The problem is that we have to delivery LW barrels from Germany to Russia, it used to be very smooth and predictable but now, due to some changes in Russian custom work (I hate them more the police 🙁 ) it takes so long. For instance if it took them a week to clear the barrels at the custom before but not about 250 barrels are stuck at the custom for 7 week already 🙁 and I have no idea when they will go out (they promise one more week and then let them out) but I do not believe them any more. So, we expect the second delivery, which is going the other way in a couple of weeks and as soon as we have barrels here I will assemble guns and send them to Tony immediately, so be patient 🙂 (the delivery out of Russia is another headache but that is next stage).
Next year we are very serous about opening the separate enterprise in Europe to make the guns for client out of Russia to avoid dealing with Russian stupid authorities, rules and officials… Keep fingers crossed for us 🙂
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Koljo…. That chick in the Tank is Hot!!!!!!
Eurica 💡 I finally deduced why it is taking Ed so long to come up with the R3 Long. It’s because it is LONG, you dick-heads :banghead:
Koljo 😆
That is actually Ed’s vaccination syringe in response to all the Russian bureaucratic headache.
Otherwise, it looks like Ed’s new design to the long edgun issues… lol
Exactly, Ed!!! That’s what I’ve been telling these nEEdle-dick ignorants all the time. They have no idea whatsoever how devious and unpredictable Eastern Bureaucracy can be. They keep mixing it up with their Western one, without even suspecting the vast abyss separating the two.
Besides, I’ve always preferred to be surprised at the least expected moment than be given false promises.
Koljo 😉
PS. BTW, dvdrw, how many cc is the capacity of that syringe of yours and how long does it take you to fill it with the appropriate “material”? It looks like a life-time effort to me 😆
I cannot tell anything since before the process is completed nobody can say anything definite, bloody Russian bureaucracy!
In that case I’ll take it as a compliment
Ed, at least tell us if everything is going in the right direction according to your plan. No details, just the big picture. Please ?
Hoot, I’m at the same pleased and very disappointed with you.
1. PLEASED, because of your entirely false testimony at the court hearings during the “Boat Trailer vs The Democratic State of ROMANIa” case.
2. VERY DISAPPOINTED, because you didn’t take any notice of my fundamental insight into Ed’s Public Relations method. This is the last time I will repeat myself, and I’m doing it only because of my tremendous love for you:
“…Ed has emerged as The Supreme Master of the Expected Surprise. Don’t even attempt to guess the delivery date as this will spoil all the magic of a beautifully elusive oxymoron :idea:”
Capishe?
Yours forever,
Kljoo 🙄
PS. My keyboard seems to have gone berserk 😉
A man can hold his woman near with one of the two things : his wallet or his … “thing”. I am a relatively poor man.
Now why would you call a poor guy with a crazy dog and a beautiful intelligent wife ( she reads this forum too ) a noodle-dick ?
PS. Nikolai (commie name), didn’t you learn never to point your reticle to a person even if you’re pointing to the most hot sexy targets in the world ? Do it with a spotting scope or a good quality camcorder like any self respecting stalker…
Dear Lurch…
It was a typographical error. I meant to say “Needle”, not “Noodle”. I hope there are no hard feelings, as it was directed at all forum members, not just you.
As always, the last thought in my mind was to offend, embarrass, or otherwise anger any forum members, all of who I hold in the same regard as my immediate family members.
Further, I must accept full responsibility for the photo Koljo took of that boat trailer. It was I who wrote him asking if he knew of any trailers at a reasonable price. Fortunately, he quickly found one on a remote lake near his home. Unfortunately, shipping costs prohibited me from closing the deal.
The two individuals in the picture were testing a paddle boat and refused to move for his photo. Koljo is also a man of limited means, as his cameras objective lens cracked from the cold, and he was forced to remove the lens from his rifle scope and use it for his camera.
While he may have been pointing something toward that trailer, rest assured it wasn’t a rifle. He advised this embarrassing incident happens often when in large crowds. I suggested he hang a tiny flag from it. Perhaps one with a nice rainbow on it.
I hope this clears up any confusion, and restores order to the forum.
Kindest regards to all concerned, and rest assured that limited consumption of lard is not harmful.
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot 😯
PS: Did anyone notice Ed did not mention the status of the Matadors in his posts?
HAHAHAHAHA 😆 😆 😆
Long live all the law abiding citizens of the World… and Arkansas 😉
Hoot,
A man can hold his woman near with one of the two things : his wallet or his … “thing”. I am a relatively poor man.
Now why would you call a poor guy with a crazy dog and a beautiful intelligent wife ( she reads this forum too ) a noodle-dick ?
This reminds me of times when the famous communist Ceausescu was president of Romania . Back than there was a law that forced you to get married if you wanted a place of your own and not get noticed and bullied by local authorities. People come complaining to communist party leaders that they can’t get married because they are impotent and no woman likes them. There were also gay people but walked on impotency road because they love life 😀
Anyway, the party leaders than replay : ” As long as you have fingers and a tongue we must obey the law. ”
PS. Nikolai (commie name), didn’t you learn never to point your reticle to a person even if you’re pointing to the most hot sexy targets in the world ? Do it with a spotting scope or a good quality camcorder like any self respecting stalker…
Hoot, which of the TWO very nice boat trailers did you have in mind exactly – the one on the right or the one on the left ❓ I personally consider the right one slightly better looking but, of course, that’s very subjective 😉
PS. I think Ed has emerged as The Supreme Master of the Expected Surprise. Don’t even attempt to guess the delivery date as this will spoil all the magic of a beautifully elusive oxymoron 💡
Love, Kjolo 😎
PPS!! Go on, dont be afraid to click on the photo 😀
The only problem I had with my Edgun was a barrel that loosened from the breech. Sixty seconds, a hex wrench, and the problem was forever solved.
Genius of simplicity!
Put the O ring in the grove at the end of the barrel, push the barrel firmly against the breech, tighten the two hex bolts that hold the barrel in place, use lots of muscle….problem solved.
Don’t worry about breaking those two hex bolts. If I couldn’t break them, certainly none of you noodle-dicks could ever come close.
Now…Ed, is there progress on the latest shipment, or do we need more patience?
Kindest Regards,
Hoot 😯
PS: Know that a crazy Bulgarian named Koljo, dvdrw’s Romanian dog with really nice teeth, and a man from Arkansas, crazed from excessive local herb consumption, were prepared to cross the Bering Straits to free you from a fate worse than death.
Gentlemen, the Black Ops team can stand down.
Ed,
First of all I am glad that you are free and well .
Second of all I am glad you have a sense of humor and you are not mad at us 😉
Third of all, is my long R3 on his way ? Relax, I know it’s not but I can’t help myself asking …
Also, I want to buy a torque wrench for maintenance of the Matador but don’t know what type to get: 1-50 N*m ; 5-80 N*m ; 10-100 N*m ; 40-250 N*m ; 100-500 N*m etc
Does the instructional manual states the different powers for the screws to be tightened ?
Hoot, you can say a word on this matter . As I recall, you had a leak because you didn’t have the heart to screw harder … something, and Ed or Tony told you to put some muscle into it because you will not hurt it. Did you use a torque wrench ? I have never used one but it’s comforting to know you can tighten different screws with the right power without breaking them .
I thought we were talking about a WOMAN travelling with a tank, not a MAN!?!?!
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You are asking the wrong question. It’s not the volume of the fluid , it’s the size of the needle , like Hoot wisely said.