I have to ask those who waits for EDguns to excuse me…
Tony knocks to my head every second day with the only question “When!?” and the only thing I can say “Have no idea… π ” The problem is that we have to delivery LW barrels from Germany to Russia, it used to be very smooth and predictable but now, due to some changes in Russian custom work (I hate them more the police π ) it takes so long. For instance if it took them a week to clear the barrels at the custom before but not about 250 barrels are stuck at the custom for 7 week already π and I have no idea when they will go out (they promise one more week and then let them out) but I do not believe them any more. So, we expect the second delivery, which is going the other way in a couple of weeks and as soon as we have barrels here I will assemble guns and send them to Tony immediately, so be patient π (the delivery out of Russia is another headache but that is next stage).
Next year we are very serous about opening the separate enterprise in Europe to make the guns for client out of Russia to avoid dealing with Russian stupid authorities, rules and officials… Keep fingers crossed for us π
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I have found the perfect solution for shipping my two Matadors. I even found it on your own forum…..
Ed, are we talking here about the same girl? If this is the one with the two “originals”, you can hire her to deliver your guns without any fear of problems with customs and border guards π
Just make sure she has pictures of your customers so that she does’t make the mistake of shooting them too. Well…. bar one or two ill wishers on this forum.
Koljo π
PS. There is another option I discovered over here in Bulgaria:
I can guarantee that her two…. “licences” are also original π
To get a driving license and the license for the weapon, here in Russia we need to pass some medical examination, the same doctors for both licenses and one girl needed both “medical conclusion” asked for two origins at the doctor, when he asked “why” she said “I would like to buy a tank and ride around shooting people”, she got both originals π
First…kindly note there has been NO communications from Ed. Clearly indicating a need for outside intervention.
Thirdly…Tony has not popped in and burst our bubble. He too is obviously deeply worried about this situation.
Secondly…Our undertaking to contact and free our friend, Ed, who at this very moment is eating lice and fried rat tails to stay alive, is a selfless act, and those who do not wish to participate should send cash money to Klojo and I.
Fourthly…and lastly….I am preparing my “inner self” for this journey by means of ingesting local native herbal substances and cactus byproducts to bring my mind to a state of clarity and readiness.
Sixthly…I can’t type “Koljo” because my keyboard lacks the proper Bulgarian symbols! So I must type it “Klojo” until the proper keys arrive in the mail.
and Fifthly…have any of you twits out there got a better way to pass the time until Ed is released and we receive our Edguns????
Remember…..George Washington’s adventures were laughed at, as was the brave Bulgarian chef Silvena Rowe, winner of the [i]Glendfiddich food and drink award[/i] in May 2007, for creation of the healthy children’s nutritional Bulgarian drink of unflavored, unsweetened Koolaid “ΠΠΊΡΡ Π½Π° Π²ΠΎΠ΄Π°ΡΠ°?”
Kindest regards,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot π―
PS: A word of thanks to Klojo for the excellent photograph of that very nice boat trailer!!! Much appreciated.
Tedd, we are using our air guns not for any destructive activities but for re-creative ones like this:
This is why we have no problem with the proper authorities. In fact, the proper authorities are quite eager and happy to join us the afore mentioned air gun activities, much to the remorse of any and all jealous and/or critical bystanders, trying to spoil our enjoyment :10:
Love, Koljo
PS. BTW, I’m still awaiting your final Yea or Nay on my highly lucrative proposition. Trying to duck the issue does nothing good to our friendly (so far) relationship π
Hoot, you and Koljo are both getting way out of control! You might not even be aware of it but, it is obvious to the rest of us!
You both need to contact your doctors, shrinks or wards of the state, and have your medicines drastically increased!
How in the hell did you two convince the proper authorities that it was OK for you to have air guns?
Will you include two pair of those Terminator sunglasses???
OK, if Ted will donate his Terminator sunglasses, I have no choice but to throw in my most prized possession, the latest model 1CP (1 cow power) Independence truck, proudly produced by BRCC (Bulgarian Romani Car Corporation) :14:
Quite like his Swedish air-gun cousin, the BRCC Indy truck is completely self-sufficient, needing only grass which can be found in abundance everywhere in the world from Toad Suck and Northern Norwegia to the Gulag. The cozy coupee compartment above the drivers cockpit complies with even the wildest dreams of the most insatiable fug-frenzy Arkansawyers, and is quite well equipped for all kinds of lewd adventures with the Zocoloco’s belles.
β But maybe Ed has has preferred Gulag to Estonia for the cheep laborers found in Siberia. In this case we’ll need a lot more Indy trucks to transport them all back to the Democratic West π
Love, Koljo :7:
PS. Hoot, allow me, please, to correct you on the spelling of my name. Having erroneously misspelled it as KLOJO twice, leads me to believe that you are getting it mixed up with a certain woman’s organ beginning with “CL…..” and ending with “RIS” π
ted
Ted:
Will you include two pair of those Terminator sunglasses???
Even as we speak, the hound is being prepared. Paper bags of double thickness, have been procured, for use with the women. We will live on dried catfish, berries, wolf meat, snakes, and fried snow. And, judging from that picture of zocoloco’s stable of women, we will need penicillin….lots and lots of penicillin!
Looks like its just Klojo, dvdrw’s dog, and myself! I hope Ed is reading this from his lice infested cell in the wastelands of Siberia. Poor guy! I understand they have to bathe in their own urine, and eat freeze-dried roaches. However, on Sundays, the guards let them go outside and make snow cones to eat. The flavor depends on what color the snow is. I’ve heard yellow has a salty taste and is to be avoided.
More later…..unless Ed contacts us.
Hoot π―
PS: Ed….take heart, hard men, bad dogs, and ugly women are on the way to help. Hold out as long as you can. Pin this likeness to your cell wall so the guards will know not to mess with you.
Well, I also sent a postcard to Ed and got this reply from him:
Unfortunately the sender’s address on the envelope was made illegible most probably by the KGB π
Klojo, I’m beginning to believe some people on this forum are not taking this seriously. It may be only you and me to do the deed.
We’ll meet in Sofia if we haven’t heard from Ed by April. I’ll need a rifle and a woman. The rifle is optional. We may need dvdrw’s dog for tracking Ed’s scent…and some of his Extreme Weapons Grease.
If we can grab Ed, we can trek overland to Oslo, Norwegia and perhaps Zocoloco can hide us in one of his remote cabins. He wants his Edguns, so he can at least provide us with canned provisions and women…three would do, young, slender, healthy ones. It wouldn’t hurt to toss in a couple paper bags…in case one of them is ugly.
The plan begins to come together! Let’s keep this secret.
Hoot π―
PS: Hang on Ed….We know you can’t respond. We are on the way!
Hoot, the situation is far from hopeless. It HAS been done before. Please take a look at this documentary footage of the ONLY successful escape from Gulag.
http://olganicoara.wordpress.com/2010/10/11/the-way-back-hollywood-on-a-gulag-escape-story/
It was filmed by an inmate by the name of Ted, who happend to be one of the early air gun enthusiasts, sent to Siberia for his 16 mm B&W silent film entitled “Is a .177 air rifle powerful enough to assassinate Stalin?”.
As for Zocoloko, I’ve heard that he’s fallen out of favor with the Gaddafi Cuban She-Guards, so he may not be of much use to us.
From Koljo with Love :6:
PS. I do agree that if some of the belles provided by Zocoloco are like that, we might need a few paper bags:
Anything for the cause.
If God allows my dog to return to me I’ll be a happy man, if not, I’ll know he died doing what he loves most, finding russian guys on bulgarian land.
As we speak my wife is neutralizing the odor of his mouth. That way the foreign sent will be easier to pick up.
I’ll prep him and we’ll both wait for your signal.
Hoot, I’ll give you guys my camera and a postage-paid envelope. Send me the camera from your Russian prison cell in Siberia, and I’ll bring your video exploits to life. I’m envisioning fast-motion with Benny Hill theme.
ted
Well, I also sent a postcard to Ed and got this reply from him:
Unfortunately the sender’s address on the envelope was made illegible most probably by the KGB π
Klojo, I’m beginning to believe some people on this forum are not taking this seriously. It may be only you and me to do the deed.
We’ll meet in Sofia if we haven’t heard from Ed by April. I’ll need a rifle and a woman. The rifle is optional. We may need dvdrw’s dog for tracking Ed’s scent…and some of his Extreme Weapons Grease.
If we can grab Ed, we can trek overland to Oslo, Norwegia and perhaps Zocoloco can hide us in one of his remote cabins. He wants his Edguns, so he can at least provide us with canned provisions and women…three would do, young, slender, healthy ones. It wouldn’t hurt to toss in a couple paper bags…in case one of them is ugly.
The plan begins to come together! Let’s keep this secret.
Hoot π―
PS: Hang on Ed….We know you can’t respond. We are on the way!
I need to know – what is in the syringe?!? π
=) Slip 2000 – EWG Extreme Weapons Grease
Well, I also sent a postcard to Ed and got this reply from him:
Unfortunately the sender’s address on the envelope was made illegible most probably by the KGB π
I need to know – what is in the syringe?!? π
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