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I know what quite is now

My 22 cricket has a LDC and my 25 has a LDC , I thought both guns were quiet,
I bought a Mutant shorty, wow this thing is as quiet as my Crickets,
I ordered a 1/2 20 adapter from Dman for my Mutant and sent him a old shroud to see if he could make a LDC out of it.
Long story short the shroud was useless, The 1/2 20 adapter was a work of art, (I already had one and did not no it, DUH)
He sent me a LDC from Donny, FREE, You can not beat that with a stick,
I did not think it was possible to make a PCP gun this QUIET, It makes my Crickets sound like shot guns..
When I first shot it I thought the pellet stuck in the barrel, The sparrow fell over at 48 yards?????
I like quiet because the prey(sparrows are not as spooked)
Nothing really you can do about the pellet hitting the target,
Mouse fart is way to loud for my LDC Mutant shorty, Its called super quiet,
There is a limit to quietness, and I think I have reached it,, The only way to make it quieter is to empty all the air out of the gun and whisper, Bang Bang
Mike

Taipan Air Rifles

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LOL,
Are you telling me that the V does not come with a Picatinny rail?
I just knew there was a reason everyone wanted me to get the M .25 shorty and not the V, Without a Picatinny rail.
We all no the Cricket is the best.
If you bought another your brain needs a rest
The other air gunners set and blame there choke.
We Cricket owners all know there Rubber band broke… :rofl:
Now we all need to sing along with this, :biggrinn:
Mike

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My dear West Texas Peyote-Popping Mike….

Soon…very soon (IF Talon Tunes Tony ever sends me my Vulcan picatinny rail attachment for my NEW synthetic stock) I will show you the difference between a Vulcan and that Eastern Europeon “bug-gun” you claim is so superior to all other pcp’s. I will post pictures that will make you cry like a little girl…

I don’t do gliders. We have no “aero-ports” in Arkansas….that shit ain’t “natural”!!!

I once knew a West Texas fella…he was 6′ 6″ tall and weighed 275 pounds. He got drunk one night at a “dance club” I frequently visit where physically fit young ladies show off their athletic abilities on the “Vertical Cross Bar”….anyway, this guy got so drunk he couldn’t even crawl out to his truck. I did the only decent thing possible….he was too big to lift, so I gave him an enema, and afterwards tucked him in my shirt pocket so I could give him a ride home. (I didn’t have his trailer key, so I just tucked him into his mail box, and closed the lid real tight!)

That’s just the way I roll….

Regards,

Kindly Ol Uncle Hoot:

:hoot:

I just got up.

Kindly Ol Uncle Hoot:

What the hell Hoot has been hitting the hard stuff, Vulcan is a step above the Cricket,
Now I had to read all three pages of this crap,
I am working on getting Hoot an airplane ticket to Odessa to see if his Vulcan can out shoot my Cricket.
What he said the Vulcan is better made than the Cricket,
OK looks like I can send his air line tickets out, Its more of a glider than a airplane, But as long as the winds come from the east he can make it safe to Odessa in a few weeks, Hoot please bring extra water bottles as the glider my crash a few times before Texas.
Mike

A list talent featured ?? We’d not settle for less.
And FYI – everything Finnish is clever, not only the sub-titles.

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SECoda, all the talk in the hallow is focused on the existence of ” Informational Videos” with clever Finnish sub-titles. I am sure all the A list talent will be featured!!!!!

Regards
LarryW :suprisedn:

May I inquire as to how the Razorback might employ such a unwieldy dildo with such a length and girth? :suprisedn:

quote Cricket:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hoot:

That’s NOT funny…winged, six legged, Swedish insect!

It gets very lonely out here in the Ouachita mountains.

As for the imports from Sweden…when a man lives way out in the woods, those dildos are about the only way a guy can get any relief from “Intra-personal Hydraulic Pressure Over-Burden“, especially for those of us with ED, and be aware our SNAP cards are declined for Viagra, even though I had a prescription from my dentist!

(Yes, yes…I know! I used “Intra” and not “Inter” in my remarks above. This makes more sense when you understand, in rural Arkansas, most sex takes place in the woods when a fella is alone! As for the Swedish silicone products…well…what choice does a guy have when he’s not married, has no teeth, and Carpal Tunnel in both wrists??? Besides…these “medical devices” come in assorted flavors if you buy them by the case!)

Just remember…forum swine, before you shake your finger (or other flexible body member) in my direction…..after the election, you may be living right across the creek from me!

Fond regards,

Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:

PS: If interested…the brand name is “Swedish Transgender Devices”, or STD’s! Be certain to clearly state “Magnums”, and “Assorted Fruit Flavors”.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

We’re proud of our Dildos at Ville’s Rubber Inc.
The testing is , indeed , important and ensures our customers get a top quality items . In this regard our QC beats some Russian Bullpup makers by a mile ( or a Kilometer for those accustomed to modern way of measuring things ).
Our biggest seller , aptly named “Footlong” since it’s only exported to Arkansas US, is the pride of the factory. We have a customer in Arkansas who’s very fond on the ” Footie” and the rate he consumes and wears out the otherwise indestructible product really baffles our R&D department. The shipments to the village called Toad Suck cover 82% of our export. God bless that little Town !!

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quote Sir Ville:

quote iride:

I will call this the Hoot holes.

Kinky stuff !!

:hoot:

Sir Ville…the Vile, at work testing dildos for realistic taste and texture, prior to shipping!!!

Someone has to do this, or the dildo you order from Sweden may leave an oily taste in your mouth. Each piece of merchandise, according to the manufacturer, is “Technician Pre-tested” to ensure a quality experience, right out of the box, for the buyer! No machine can do this correctly!

As the job opening stated: “Experienced applicants only need apply!!!

Hoot:

(This notice posted as a public service to forum members)

quote iride:

I will call this the Hoot holes.

Kinky stuff !!

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Sounds good , Now all I got to do is convert my sae to metric
Its all systems go on the hoot drill The single row of six 1.5mm vent holes.
I will call this the Hoot holes.
I will study the picture real good before I fire up the drill press.
Mike

:hoot:

The single row of six 1.5mm vent holes is the maximum recommended. Larger or more vent holes begins to lose effectiveness.

The hammer slap makes more noise than the muzzle blast.

Hoot:

I’m still waiting for the insult part. Waiting guitely and watching while the whaaat clouds pass by ..

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