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Lelya Shipment Update?

Still a Jan/Feb delivery date?

EdGun

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quote oakey631:

Word is the shipment will leave Estonia any day now.

What birdie told you this? The one that you missed and crapped on your scope?

Word is the shipment will leave Estonia any day now.

A Beluga ???

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Beats waking up to a pot bellied pig. 🙂

quote birdman:

Once, when I was really young I drank too much and ended up with a Dyke Bitch and thought that I had given her the best sex in her life
to wake up and find out that I gave her pillow the best organism it ever had . That’s when I decided to quit drinking .

FROM : THE BIRDMAN

What kinda “Organism” was that ? Bacteria ?? A Virus ? Or something previously un-known ??
I remember when i got my first Organism in High School . It was a wake up call and since then i’m afraid of all bakteria …
Some organisms are worse than the others!

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Once, when I was really young I drank too much and ended up with a Dyke Bitch and thought that I had given her the best sex in her life
to wake up and find out that I gave her pillow the best organism it ever had . That’s when I decided to quit drinking .

FROM : THE BIRDMAN

Well I once went with my kids to visit a castle ….

At a certain moment there was a long queue of people waiting to see the personal objects of some kind of Royal Family members.

Well we queued as well to see these objects and when we finally got to see them, one of the most admired was a little glass container having inside some hairs of the guy’s a** :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: .

This is now a long time ago but we still laugh like crazy when we remember that episode 😀 .

:2cents:

Lelyas? I’ve ordered common Matador parts nearly a year ago and already given up all hope of ever receiving them…you guys got no show of seeing Lelyas this century.. :rofl:

I ordered the lelya when I was 33 years old, I should have it before I’m 80…….. I hope!

:wave: :party: :horse:

That delivery may out live half of us. 😛

quote Hoot:

:hoot:

We must keep our perspective on this shipping delay.

In the words of Buckaroo Bonzai“No matter where you go, there you are!”.

This is unlikely to change.

Hoot:

Marriage is very similar to a Tornato, they both start out with lots of intense blowing and sucking. Followed closely by intense noise and fury. When you finally make it out of your basement your house is GONE.

Regards
LarryW 🙄 😎

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Marriage at the horse races!!! http://www.toodamnfunny.com/divorce-horse-race

Hoot:

No, I actually ate 2 pounds of pistachios last week and had to go to the hospital, due to having an erection that lasted longer than six hours. Viagra would kill me 😳

Aaawww – The Lord of Viagra ? 😉

quote Sir Ville:

quote Leadbetter:

Feck me, no wonder we ain’t got our leyla’s !!!!
It’s those fucks in Sweden and that aircunt nation!!! 👿

:9: :nono:

May be
Aircunts ? Maybe.
Now – go buy yourself a Vulcan , Leadpecker .

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GOOD IDEA !!!

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