Lelya Shipment Update?
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A sincere apologies for a late reply my nipple(preferably belonging to a hot female) sucking brother Leadbetter. I’ve ordered the beautiful Lelya in a .22 caliber.
Question? Why are you being nice to me? I’m starting to think you hate me now. I expect nothing less from my breastest brother. The only porn I prefer is gun porn. Everything else is quite plentiful to my access daily.
Thank you good sir.
Vincent
That fella can work miracles… It was as rusty as fuck..!!
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My P12 brother Gooner,
Unfortunately that fella couldn’t work any miracles for my late cousin Vincent Chin.
Kind regards,
Vincent Vanh
Dear Vincent,
1) Are you blood kin to the other Vanh family? I’m thinking of Vincent Vanh-Gogh, the paint guy! Possibly a second cousin by marriage, any relation???
2) I was dumb once.
In this magnificent sport, one must recall the wisdom of the sages of times past...”If you don’t know you don’t know something, chances are your friends don’t know that you don’t know that you don’t know something! If indeed this is the case, you will likely never know that you don’t know that you don’t know, because you don’t know, and your friends don’t know! Now, never knowing that you don’t know is nonsense! Thus, knowledge is needed.” Jesus…circa 2010 (Jesus Hernandez, owner Hernandez auto body and towing, San Luis Obispo, CA)
Take comfort, my friend…all will be made known to you in due time.
Kind regards,
Uncle Hoot:
My dear fancy pants Uncle,
Apologies for the late reply. I’ve just dropped off two of my three favorite Arkansans at the airport. One of them came to celebrate his 72nd birthday with me along with his wife.
As for your “1)?”. I ain’t reckon am any related to the Gogh family. Am a long long long long distance cousin of the late Vincent Chin though.
http://www.rememberingvincentchin.com/p/vincent-chin.html
Kind regards,
Vincent Vanh
“Fuck all of you’se….” Ratso, Midnight Cowboy, circa 1969
Hoot:
” I thank no one but myself and i hate you all “. Al Bundy , Love an Marriage , ca 1992
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“Fuck all of you’se….” Ratso, Midnight Cowboy, circa 1969
Hoot:
“You know, in my own place, my name ain’t Ratso. I mean, it just so happens that in my own place my name is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo.” Midnight Cowboy, circa 1969
Ratsoooo
:hoot:
“Fuck all of you’se….” Ratso, Midnight Cowboy, circa 1969
Hoot:
Dear Vincent,
1) Are you blood kin to the other Vanh family? I’m thinking of Vincent Vanh-Gogh, the paint guy! Possibly a second cousin by marriage, any relation???
2) I was dumb once.
In this magnificent sport, one must recall the wisdom of the sages of times past...”If you don’t know you don’t know something, chances are your friends don’t know that you don’t know that you don’t know something! If indeed this is the case, you will likely never know that you don’t know that you don’t know, because you don’t know, and your friends don’t know! Now, never knowing that you don’t know is nonsense! Thus, knowledge is needed.” Jesus…circa 2010 (Jesus Hernandez, owner Hernandez auto body and towing, San Luis Obispo, CA)
Take comfort, my friend…all will be made known to you in due time.
Kind regards,
Uncle Hoot:
UPDATE:
FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VANH-GOGH
His dizzy aunt —————————————– VertiGogh
The brother who ate prunes———————— Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store ——Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia————————- U Gogh
His magician uncle———————— Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin———————— A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother —— Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach———— Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle———————– Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt———————- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle————- Flamin Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking——- Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew—————- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco————————– Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV — Winnie Bay Gogh
I saw you smiling———- There ya Gogh :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Really this is why we pay into Social Security? Seriously? We are funding this? Social Security should really do a far better job of screenings those who are receiving services and getting a monthly check. There is just way too much untreated mental illness in the elder population of this country. This old man honestly requires help.
If they take a closer look at our dear uncle they’ll just take more from us!
Dear Vincent,
1) Are you blood kin to the other Vanh family? I’m thinking of Vincent Vanh-Gogh, the paint guy! Possibly a second cousin by marriage, any relation???
2) I was dumb once.
In this magnificent sport, one must recall the wisdom of the sages of times past...”If you don’t know you don’t know something, chances are your friends don’t know that you don’t know that you don’t know something! If indeed this is the case, you will likely never know that you don’t know that you don’t know, because you don’t know, and your friends don’t know! Now, never knowing that you don’t know is nonsense! Thus, knowledge is needed.” Jesus…circa 2010 (Jesus Hernandez, owner Hernandez auto body and towing, San Luis Obispo, CA)
Take comfort, my friend…all will be made known to you in due time.
Kind regards,
Uncle Hoot:
UPDATE:
FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VANH-GOGH
His dizzy aunt —————————————– VertiGogh
The brother who ate prunes———————— Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store ——Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia————————- U Gogh
His magician uncle———————— Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin———————— A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother —— Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach———— Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle———————– Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt———————- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle————- Flamin Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking——- Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew—————- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco————————– Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV — Winnie Bay Gogh
I saw you smiling———- There ya Gogh :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Really this is why we pay into Social Security? Seriously? We are funding this? Social Security should really do a far better job of screenings those who are receiving services and getting a monthly check. There is just way too much untreated mental illness in the elder population of this country. This old man honestly requires help.
Magnificient Uncle Hoot :bow: :hoot: ,
Go Go Go!
:rofl:
Dear Vincent,
1) Are you blood kin to the other Vanh family? I’m thinking of Vincent Vanh-Gogh, the paint guy! Possibly a second cousin by marriage, any relation???
2) I was dumb once.
In this magnificent sport, one must recall the wisdom of the sages of times past...”If you don’t know you don’t know something, chances are your friends don’t know that you don’t know that you don’t know something! If indeed this is the case, you will likely never know that you don’t know that you don’t know, because you don’t know, and your friends don’t know! Now, never knowing that you don’t know is nonsense! Thus, knowledge is needed.” Jesus…circa 2010 (Jesus Hernandez, owner Hernandez auto body and towing, San Luis Obispo, CA)
Take comfort, my friend…all will be made known to you in due time.
Kind regards,
Uncle Hoot:
Priceless !! 🙂
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What caliber leyla did you have on order brother Vincent ?
Dear Vincent,
1) Are you blood kin to the other Vanh family? I’m thinking of Vincent Vanh-Gogh, the paint guy! Possibly a second cousin by marriage, any relation???
2) I was dumb once.
In this magnificent sport, one must recall the wisdom of the sages of times past...”If you don’t know you don’t know something, chances are your friends don’t know that you don’t know that you don’t know something! If indeed this is the case, you will likely never know that you don’t know that you don’t know, because you don’t know, and your friends don’t know! Now, never knowing that you don’t know is nonsense! Thus, knowledge is needed.” Jesus…circa 2010 (Jesus Hernandez, owner Hernandez auto body and towing, San Luis Obispo, CA)
Take comfort, my friend…all will be made known to you in due time.
Kind regards,
Uncle Hoot:
UPDATE:
FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VANH-GOGH
His dizzy aunt —————————————– VertiGogh
The brother who ate prunes———————— Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store ——Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia————————- U Gogh
His magician uncle———————— Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin———————— A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother —— Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach———— Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle———————– Can’t Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt———————- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle————- Flamin Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking——- Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew—————- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco————————– Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV — Winnie Bay Gogh
I saw you smiling———- There ya Gogh :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:hoot:
That’s not the same guy. The Hernandez I was speaking of didn’t have a beard, and drives a tow truck!
Hoot:
Well..!! I never knew that … He just resprayed my car..
That fella can work miracles… It was as rusty as fuck..!!
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I’m nice to everyone Vince 🙂