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Lelya Shipment Update?

Still a Jan/Feb delivery date?

EdGun

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I’m nice to everyone Vince 🙂

quote Leadbetter:

What caliber leyla did you have on order brother Vincent ?

A sincere apologies for a late reply my nipple(preferably belonging to a hot female) sucking brother Leadbetter. I’ve ordered the beautiful Lelya in a .22 caliber.

Question? Why are you being nice to me? I’m starting to think you hate me now. I expect nothing less from my breastest brother. The only porn I prefer is gun porn. Everything else is quite plentiful to my access daily.

Thank you good sir.

Vincent

quote Gooner:

Well..!! I never knew that … He just resprayed my car..

That fella can work miracles… It was as rusty as fuck..!!

My P12 brother Gooner,

Unfortunately that fella couldn’t work any miracles for my late cousin Vincent Chin.

Kind regards,

Vincent Vanh

quote Hoot:

:hoot:

Dear Vincent,

1) Are you blood kin to the other Vanh family? I’m thinking of Vincent Vanh-Gogh, the paint guy! Possibly a second cousin by marriage, any relation???

2) I was dumb once.

In this magnificent sport, one must recall the wisdom of the sages of times past...”If you don’t know you don’t know something, chances are your friends don’t know that you don’t know that you don’t know something! If indeed this is the case, you will likely never know that you don’t know that you don’t know, because you don’t know, and your friends don’t know! Now, never knowing that you don’t know is nonsense! Thus, knowledge is needed.” Jesus…circa 2010 (Jesus Hernandez, owner Hernandez auto body and towing, San Luis Obispo, CA)

Take comfort, my friend…all will be made known to you in due time.

Kind regards,

Uncle Hoot:

My dear fancy pants Uncle,

Apologies for the late reply. I’ve just dropped off two of my three favorite Arkansans at the airport. One of them came to celebrate his 72nd birthday with me along with his wife.

As for your “1)?”. I ain’t reckon am any related to the Gogh family. Am a long long long long distance cousin of the late Vincent Chin though.

http://www.rememberingvincentchin.com/p/vincent-chin.html

Kind regards,

Vincent Vanh

quote Hoot:

:hoot:

Fuck all of you’se….” Ratso, Midnight Cowboy, circa 1969

Hoot:

” I thank no one but myself and i hate you all “. Al Bundy , Love an Marriage , ca 1992

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quote Hoot:

:hoot:

Fuck all of you’se….” Ratso, Midnight Cowboy, circa 1969

Hoot:

“You know, in my own place, my name ain’t Ratso. I mean, it just so happens that in my own place my name is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo.” Midnight Cowboy, circa 1969

Ratsoooo

:hoot:

Fuck all of you’se….” Ratso, Midnight Cowboy, circa 1969

Hoot:

quote oakey631:

quote Hoot:

quote Hoot:

:hoot:

Dear Vincent,

1) Are you blood kin to the other Vanh family? I’m thinking of Vincent Vanh-Gogh, the paint guy! Possibly a second cousin by marriage, any relation???

2) I was dumb once.

In this magnificent sport, one must recall the wisdom of the sages of times past...”If you don’t know you don’t know something, chances are your friends don’t know that you don’t know that you don’t know something! If indeed this is the case, you will likely never know that you don’t know that you don’t know, because you don’t know, and your friends don’t know! Now, never knowing that you don’t know is nonsense! Thus, knowledge is needed.” Jesus…circa 2010 (Jesus Hernandez, owner Hernandez auto body and towing, San Luis Obispo, CA)

Take comfort, my friend…all will be made known to you in due time.

Kind regards,

Uncle Hoot:

UPDATE:

FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VANH-GOGH

His dizzy aunt —————————————– VertiGogh

The brother who ate prunes———————— Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store ——Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia————————- U Gogh

His magician uncle———————— Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin———————— A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother —— Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach———— Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle———————– Can’t Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt———————- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle————- Flamin Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking——- Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew—————- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco————————– Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV — Winnie Bay Gogh

I saw you smiling———- There ya Gogh :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Really this is why we pay into Social Security? Seriously? We are funding this? Social Security should really do a far better job of screenings those who are receiving services and getting a monthly check. There is just way too much untreated mental illness in the elder population of this country. This old man honestly requires help.

If they take a closer look at our dear uncle they’ll just take more from us!

quote Hoot:

quote Hoot:

:hoot:

Dear Vincent,

1) Are you blood kin to the other Vanh family? I’m thinking of Vincent Vanh-Gogh, the paint guy! Possibly a second cousin by marriage, any relation???

2) I was dumb once.

In this magnificent sport, one must recall the wisdom of the sages of times past...”If you don’t know you don’t know something, chances are your friends don’t know that you don’t know that you don’t know something! If indeed this is the case, you will likely never know that you don’t know that you don’t know, because you don’t know, and your friends don’t know! Now, never knowing that you don’t know is nonsense! Thus, knowledge is needed.” Jesus…circa 2010 (Jesus Hernandez, owner Hernandez auto body and towing, San Luis Obispo, CA)

Take comfort, my friend…all will be made known to you in due time.

Kind regards,

Uncle Hoot:

UPDATE:

FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VANH-GOGH

His dizzy aunt —————————————– VertiGogh

The brother who ate prunes———————— Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store ——Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia————————- U Gogh

His magician uncle———————— Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin———————— A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother —— Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach———— Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle———————– Can’t Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt———————- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle————- Flamin Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking——- Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew—————- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco————————– Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV — Winnie Bay Gogh

I saw you smiling———- There ya Gogh :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Really this is why we pay into Social Security? Seriously? We are funding this? Social Security should really do a far better job of screenings those who are receiving services and getting a monthly check. There is just way too much untreated mental illness in the elder population of this country. This old man honestly requires help.

Magnificient Uncle Hoot :bow: :hoot: ,

Go Go Go!

:rofl:

quote Hoot:

:hoot:

Dear Vincent,

1) Are you blood kin to the other Vanh family? I’m thinking of Vincent Vanh-Gogh, the paint guy! Possibly a second cousin by marriage, any relation???

2) I was dumb once.

In this magnificent sport, one must recall the wisdom of the sages of times past...”If you don’t know you don’t know something, chances are your friends don’t know that you don’t know that you don’t know something! If indeed this is the case, you will likely never know that you don’t know that you don’t know, because you don’t know, and your friends don’t know! Now, never knowing that you don’t know is nonsense! Thus, knowledge is needed.” Jesus…circa 2010 (Jesus Hernandez, owner Hernandez auto body and towing, San Luis Obispo, CA)

Take comfort, my friend…all will be made known to you in due time.

Kind regards,

Uncle Hoot:

Priceless !! 🙂

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What caliber leyla did you have on order brother Vincent ?

quote Hoot:

:hoot:

Dear Vincent,

1) Are you blood kin to the other Vanh family? I’m thinking of Vincent Vanh-Gogh, the paint guy! Possibly a second cousin by marriage, any relation???

2) I was dumb once.

In this magnificent sport, one must recall the wisdom of the sages of times past...”If you don’t know you don’t know something, chances are your friends don’t know that you don’t know that you don’t know something! If indeed this is the case, you will likely never know that you don’t know that you don’t know, because you don’t know, and your friends don’t know! Now, never knowing that you don’t know is nonsense! Thus, knowledge is needed.” Jesus…circa 2010 (Jesus Hernandez, owner Hernandez auto body and towing, San Luis Obispo, CA)

Take comfort, my friend…all will be made known to you in due time.

Kind regards,

Uncle Hoot:

UPDATE:

FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VANH-GOGH

His dizzy aunt —————————————– VertiGogh

The brother who ate prunes———————— Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store ——Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia————————- U Gogh

His magician uncle———————— Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin———————— A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother —— Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach———— Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle———————– Can’t Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt———————- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle————- Flamin Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking——- Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew—————- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco————————– Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV — Winnie Bay Gogh

I saw you smiling———- There ya Gogh :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hoot:

That’s not the same guy. The Hernandez I was speaking of didn’t have a beard, and drives a tow truck!

Hoot:

Well..!! I never knew that … He just resprayed my car..

That fella can work miracles… It was as rusty as fuck..!!

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