Name the Lama Contest $100 grand prize
Lama Contest
We are going to have a contest called “Name the Lama”
We want the best more creative name for our Notorious Forum Member “LAMA” he has tortured us with that name and multiple Lama references for years and now it is time to give him a new Forum Name!
We want the most creative and original name suggestion! They can be a colorful as possible and a picture might give you an edge!
I will be a judge and so will Tony…even though I have not asked him yet..lol That way Tron and Ninja can participate.
Our sponsor for this Constest is Akula. He will send the winner $100 as the prize.
So here is an example of how “Name the Lama Contest” should go.
I think Lamas new name should be is “Mr Piggy” or Little Pinky..lol
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Now Dirty Sanchez would be a fitting name for Lama.
Akula,
Take your finger and stick it in your ass crack. Now put that finger under someones nose like a mustache…..Dirty Sanchez.
Just don’t ask what a “Hot Lunch” is…lol
Next time break the fall with something less fragile than your wrists…this from experience. I now take headers….with my head.
But what the fuck is a dirty sanchez?….Never mind, I’m pretty sure I don’t need to know. AKULA
Castrato was in the running…very funny
Congrats J3! I have to admit, I was bummed when I saw ‘Naked Mole Rat’ I knew the rest of us didnt stand a chance when I saw that one… great name!
Well done gents; Will the winner please PM me with payment instructions? AKULA
That was a good one for sure and a runner up….so many great names by so many people….
Bah… humbug. I still like Dances With Men. Congratulations J3Magnum. Lama will be at your door soon to personally deliver your surprise… I mean prize! 😈
I’ve got you both beat…. When I was 15, I fell off a 20 foot spotlight tower head first and broke both my wrists at the same time. It’s given me the uncanny ability to do a reach around while performing a dirty sanchez at the same time. 😆
So many great posts and I had to choose only one….So I chose the one that made me laugh the hardest and I had to show everyone and they all had the same reply….Ewwww!
The winner is NAKED MOLE RAT submitted by J3magnum
Congratulations.
Nuglor; I take umbrage at the your last post.
I tell folks that my parents had my wrist bones removed so I wouldn’t become gay. That’s not the truth though. At eight years of age I jumped through a window and severed my left hand. It was reattached and works great to this day nearly 50 years later. At thrity I jumped off a balcony and had to have the other wrist taken apart and reattached. That one gives me a few problems. The scars make up for it. Women love scars….idiots.
Gents; Get your inputs in. The voting is about to close. AKULA
Hey Nuglor would’nt this “Shoots with Limp Wrist ” make him Gomer Pile
Shoots with Limp Wrist
Knob Gobbler
Scrotum gargler
Cum Bucket
Tweedle Dweef
Tweedle Dumbshit
Queef
Spongebob Spoogepants
Tadpole
Frootloop
Bait
Dweezil
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J3; Please PM me. I’ve a well deserved check for you. Well done!!!! SIR MAGNUM!!!! AKULA