Short Colibris

Not only sub 12 hoot but where not allowed the semi auto neither even in pee shooter power :angrymob:

Horseshit! I can piss harder than 12 fpe, and I’ve got nothing but pity for the boys back at the home island!

Why not throw rocks instead? Sad…pitiful that the old bitch, and the governing pricks, won’t let their grown men have fun with grown men toys.

I still say it looks like a fire extinguisher. Semi-automatic is a firearm asset, not in an air rifle. What’s the fun of rapid shooting 14 near silent shots that go “plink…” whenthey shoot and “plop” when they hit? At least with a real gun you can raise some genuine hell! Next thing you know people will be putting a Slide-fire, or Bump-fire on the damn thing!

I just don’t get it. I’m old and frustrated. And…I’ve addressed this subject before! Have you noticed when you get older you tend to repeat yourself? Have you noticed when you get older you tend to repeat yourself?

Airliners hijacked, Russian dick-taters acting up again, Unidentified Flying Objects all over the place, Lady Gaga threatening to quit the stage! The whole damn world is crumbling before me. Not only that, it seems the whole damn world is crumbling before me. People tend to forget we still have enough nuclear warheads stockpiled to wipe out all life on Earth one hundred times over…same with the Russians. With my luck I’d get caught up in that shit, and sustain serious injuries!!! Honestly, how many times do you have to kill someone before you are satisfied? Once has always been enough for me. Honestly, how can a person “not be dead enough”???

Did I mention that H’bird looks like a fire extinguisher?

Kindest regards,

Bored ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:

PS: If all that wasn’t enough, I got a tick bite that’s all swollen up and red. Probably gonna die now from that Lime Fever! Oh…did I mention Mountain Dew came out with a lime flavored energy drink? Not bad! I checked the ingredients carefully, no ticks were used in the production of the drink, so no worries about that aspect.