Ted’s bullpup comparison video: NO
A kick in the nuts….. :sadn:
But he is right. If it’s all happening to him he is totally right.
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A rat is still nothing more than a mere poor creature , as one of the lowest vile four legged vermin that walks upon this earth that needs to be eradicated because
of it’s ability to carry the Bubonic Plague . Unless it is consider to be your only main food source , then it would be the filet mignon of your culinary cuisine .
FROM: THE BIRDMAN
You have a lot of time coming up with a response like this when your in a psycho ward for rat killings. Poor Hoot: …..No wonder he doesn’t have his beloved Leyla yet. Homeland has it locked up somewhere……
“There are no weird people, just some who require more understanding than others…”
Tom Robbins muttering to himself, circa 1919, after stumbling across a much younger Hoot, crawling through the trenches trying to find his pet rat “Archibald”, who tragically “took the gas” while charging a Hun Maxim machinegun emplacement. The beloved rodent did not survive.
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Filthy Hun Soldiers Displaying Dead Bodies of the all volunteer “American Rat Brigade” after a fateful charge up Swineburger Hill….Belgium, 1918.
(Archibald…handing third from right)
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Somewhere, I’d like to think he’s gorged on cheese, surrounded by lovely ‘Whore Rats”, and thinking fondly of his Uncle..
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The next time you shoot a rat…thank him for his service!
Regards,
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
When I read Hoot’s posts I feel like I’m reading Tom Robbins :biggrinn:
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“WTF?…..cluck cluck cluuuuuccccckkk!!!”
Bogman experiences “Eureka Moment”…
While the rest of the flock pecks, cackles, and unwittingly stand spur-deep in their own droppings, with that stupid blank look on their beaks…sometimes,…just sometimes, there’s one dumb cluck who has a eureka moment, and begins to comprehend what is actually taking place!
In this regard, “The Bogman” stands comb and beak above the rest of the bird-brains!
However, that’s nothing to crow about, because in the end analysis, his remarks are every bit as chicken-shit as mine!!!
May Santa fill your troughs with corn…
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
Ted was facing the Kobayashi Maru 😛 mostly of his own making and probably took the least painful way out of it. He may have soured on any new videos. With reviews like Michaels’ on the Cricket .357 and others out there it really isn’t necessary. 😉
Ask about the Leyla? Are you nuts? That’ll set Ole Hoot: off like a time bomb, He’ll be rambling on and on about what he did to the sheep back in the day….
Whew for a second there I thought you were going to suggest that maybe inbreeding and moonshine were involved but very thankfully that is not the case. 😉 :7: :7:
:hoot: is a man of literary prowess and seemingly unbelievable tales, many of which were recounts from out-of-body experiences. Each reader is faced with a simple choices: 1-The stories are based upon events and the tapestry of details stems from memory. 2-The stories are based on barking madness and the details represent an unraveling of the mind. 3.- You, the reader are misinterpreting the words and visions. 😯
A Guru will often shroud lessons with great value, so the student must dig to expose that kernel of wisdom; the lazy fail but the persistent achieve.
The enlightened often strain their minds in an attempt to communicate with naive souls. Too, the enlightened may, out of caution, sanitize their water with spirits. Bourbon is often the choice to prevent microbial mayhem, as the tan color indicates the water is safe to drink.
If you still must ask about Hoot: (Hoot-san in Japan, Hoot-oso in the jungles of Peru), ask when he will get his Leyla. That is ultimately the universal question.
Btw I never thought Ted would do the video. Seen the writing on the wall long before.
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I too have tried my best to not think uncle Hoot is Not full of it but I simply have to understand he IS full of it. Sorry uncle
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The Bogman is wise beyond his years…It’s obvious he too has felt “The Pain“.
Hoot:
After the monkey experience SO DO I 🙂
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I’d liken HOOTS ramblings more to that of Allen Ginsberg. Drugs, perverted sex, marmoset monkeys.. Twisted tales from a crazy old prophet, but the deeper you look, the more you realize he may not be so crazy..
Or he is just fucking crazy.