Ted’s bullpup comparison video: NO

Screw that, I think one gun came out so far ahead of the others he just could not post the comparison,,,,,
We all know the cricket is the best if you bought the other brand your brain needs a rest, The other brand sits and blames his choke when we all know his rubber band broke, :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Its a joke people
Mike

I haven’t seen any post by Ted on tag for sometime. Sure it was here or one of the other forums?

Yeah, and on that page he mentions that he started posting on a forum but got all kinds of confrontation, I was wandering where that thread was

Cali…I am so sorry Ted kicked you in the nuts. I’m surprised that he would do such a thing, and more surprised that he would fly to where you live just to pummel your family jewels….

Can you post pictures of your balls for the forum members to observe and comment on?

1) Are they swollen?

2) Have they turned a dark shade of purple yet?

3) Do BOTH of them hang below your knees?

4) Do you find that when you walk now, due to a pendulum effect, they get wrapped around each other, requiring you to stop, lower your pants, and untangle them? (remember: Lefty Lucy, Righty Tighty!!!)

5) Have you noted a delay when you ejaculate, due to the longer path of travel for fluids to reach the end of your discharge nozzle? Is it true your wife now has time to get up, get a drink of water, and still return in time for the “big event” to finalize?

6) Have you experienced “Backwash”, wherein you ejaculated, and now lack sufficient hydraulic pressure to pump your vital internal fluids all the way to your main discharge opening, immediately followed by a sensation of “drainage” back into your testicles, filling them to twice their normal shriveled size, and you experienced a sensation like “Whitecaps” were pounding against the rip-rap lining your nut sack? Similar to say…a “storm surge” at the beach following a bad storm?

7) When you now sneeze, do you turn blue, and immediately grasp your nuts to keep them from bouncing around? Have you done this in public? Do people ask why?

8) When you urinate standing up, have you ever accidentally dropped the lid on them?

9) When sitting in public, do you unzip your pants and place your testicles in your pocket? Which pocket? Have you forgotten to do this, and had to watch them roll across the floor in front of company? How did you explain this? What is their reaction?

10) Have you ever unwittingly flushed, without thinking, and gotten them suctioned into the “Gooseneck” of the toilet drain? Was a plumber required? What did that cost? Was it covered under your Home Owner’s insurance?

11) If you drive a small car, have you ever shut the door on your nuts? Backed over them with your tires? Run over them with your lawnmower?

12) At work, have elevator doors accidentially closed on them? What did you say to the other people in the elevator? Did you find this embarrassing?

13) Have you entertained friends this Christmas by whipping out your now low-hanger testicles, and begun singing “Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls…”

Now…you certainly realize I would rather take a beating than do, or say anything to embarrass you. However, answers to these few questions might benefit some forum members with similar problems. YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!! When Sir Ville had his first motocross accident, he had his male marbles caught in the crossbar of his bike, but still managed to fly ten meters from the bike before landing on a fat ladies face. The doctors managed to save them both, (his marbles…the fat lady didn’t make it!) but his legs were found to be six inches shorter than before the race began. Still, he raced that bike, after lowering the seat. He also discovered he could now scream in a pitch so high, that only dogs could hear him, and they would come running in their dozens toward the track, causing wrecks and mayhem among the other drivers! At least he has several trophies to show for his injury. I’m not certain you have come out of this as well.

Kindest regards…

Uncle Hoot: