Ted’s Holdover is killing me

I’m curious if he reviews the Edgun Leyla in his video!!!

Doesn’t that look like evil satisfaction in his eyes, when he had this picture taken of him holding that exact same Leyla, that Ed promised me, at the show!

Ed seems to look remorseful. People have commented to me: “Where are Ed’s teeth? Why isn’t he smiling in that picture? How come his teeth are not showing? He has such nice big teeth!!!”

I just know Ted has that big grin on his face because he was thinking of me when that picture was taken!!! Thinking of ME, I tell you…nobody is THAT happy unless they just screwed someone!!! He has always been jealous of me…my looks, my knowledge, my talent! He even named his new web site after me! Yes…my maiden name was “Hoot Holdover”!

Not that I’m accusing anyone of wrong doing, no sir, not me…I’ll be dead soon enough, and I have enough to answer for. With my luck…Jesus owns a complimentary Edgun. and is a personal friend of Ed’s!!! AND…HE probably contacted Ed about it after viewing one of Ted’s videos! Yessir, that would just be my luck!

Is this mystery related to the reported Benjamin prototype “Hippo” Bullpup, in caliber .357???? Intrigue abounds in this matter! Is there a Leyla being held against it’s will?

Poor ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:

(Any relationship, or resemblance, to actual people, living, dead, or the undead, is purely coincidental, and a figment of the reader’s imagination, and unrelated to reality as commonly interpreted by current scientific knowledge!)