Ted’s Holdover is killing me
I can’t wait to watch his bullpup review!!
When you guess he is gonna release it???
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Valid point SECoda, but his review would still be interesting.
He could at least update us on if he’s still doing it.. Ya know since it’s past his deadline. 🙂
:angrymob: I think everyone knows all about the choices at this point. You need another opinion? 😯 Seriously, you have some of the very finest technical experts posting about all of these guns and should know them inside out. 😉
So Ted must have quited this review :sadn:
my Edgun Brother Tedd,,
I pray for you my dear,,,and hope you get better soon ,,, i was worrying about you ,,, May God send you a full recovery very soon and come back to firing ,,, :1:
I have wondered what happened to you. Haven´t got any replies for a couple of Emails i send you quite a while ago either. Sleep Apnea is a Bitch. A friend of mine suffers for that too. The good news is that a Mask will most probably make your life that much better. You´ll get back on track.
Ride and my Edgun Brother Hemn; thanks!
I haven’t been posting much or doing much of anything but sleeping and working plus 2 beers and a shot of whisky nightly after work. I haven’t even been able to come up with the energy to go out to the bar for quite a while now.
I’ve shot my Edguns a total of ONCE this year!
I’ve been sleeping 10-12-14 hours a day and I’m still tired all of the time. This started about 1 1/2 years ago and it has gotten progressively worse since then. It has taken my doctor all this time to find out that I have sleep apnea. I have to go next week and be fitted for the breathing machine and face mask.
Knifemaker has sleep apnea also and he has told me that his breathing machine has made a HUGE improvement in his health and life. I’m hoping for the same results!
This week, I’ve been trying to get my 30 cal R3 long/.257 cal, 28″ long TJ’s barrel hybrid up and going. A buddy of mine has a “BB gun” shoot this weekend and I hope to have the Edguns ready to go by then.
Old Goat has been at a syphilis treatment facility for several weeks. It took two gallons of penicillin, administered by injection, IV, orally, and rectally to get his “situation” under control. He’s a quiet, family man, in fact he’s responsible for starting several “families” in his home town. That’s why he changed his name and moved to Illinois to work in a large factory doing shift work, and drink heavily.
Now that his mind has cleared, he is back.
Sir Vile has been gorging himself on goat cheese, fresh herring, and a dangerous local marine delicacy, fancied by sex addicts, known as a “Mercury Tub”. Tragically, he has over-indulged. His “Finnish Viper” is famous locally, and many will pay just to look and see that it is real. But, not unlike so many gifted and famous people, he has slowly moved to the Dark Side. His fascination with pcp air guns, herring, and eating “Mercury Tubs” has caused personality and mental changes that he is unaware of. We, as a group, must help this man who cannot decide whether he is Finnish, Swedish, or Trans-sexual…sad, so very sad. He custom order colorful, see-through “panties”, with a slot in the front to pee from. This is very confusing to the Victoria Secrets, Inc, company.
We must be strong for him in his time of need. Just a few days ago, he was unable to grasp the concept that although it’s August 27th in Sweden, it is April 31st, and/or May 1st in other time zones. He is confused and needs a guiding hand when he raves and behaves “strangely”.
Kind regards to all…
Uncle Hoot:
I find your remark over my colorful (but tastefully so , may i add) Panties outrageously false. The slot , a hole if you wish , is NOT located in the front but in the back – by the exhaust. There´s no need for a hole in front since a Finnish Viper will spit the Urine out slowly , drop by drop , and it lets the fabric dry between drops = my Panties stay dry all day long.
I´m confused about these time zones though , i give you that much. As confused as i´m about the fact that when Wingy flushes his Toilet on his side of the Globe the water swirls on the opposite direction than it does here in Sweden. Or was it Finland … This is all too confusing to me – i need to get a bite of a Mercury Tub now since i´m too hungry to think straight . 😯
Good to hear from the you OLD GOAT………… Funny, that normally be a derogatory comment about an old man of some kind but here we actually have an ” OLD GOAT ” ,, cool…
I have been on a boating and other hobbies hiatus for a couple of months myself from posting regularly but have been reading from time to time, Ed re sparked my interest by making a few new guns to order. An cost me some dough too.
My Dear Hemn…
Old Goat has been at a syphilis treatment facility for several weeks. It took two gallons of penicillin, administered by injection, IV, orally, and rectally to get his “situation” under control. He’s a quiet, family man, in fact he’s responsible for starting several “families” in his home town. That’s why he changed his name and moved to Illinois to work in a large factory doing shift work, and drink heavily.
Now that his mind has cleared, he is back.
Sir Vile has been gorging himself on goat cheese, fresh herring, and a dangerous local marine delicacy, fancied by sex addicts, known as a “Mercury Tub”. Tragically, he has over-indulged. His “Finnish Viper” is famous locally, and many will pay just to look and see that it is real. But, not unlike so many gifted and famous people, he has slowly moved to the Dark Side. His fascination with pcp air guns, herring, and eating “Mercury Tubs” has caused personality and mental changes that he is unaware of. We, as a group, must help this man who cannot decide whether he is Finnish, Swedish, or Trans-sexual…sad, so very sad. He custom order colorful, see-through “panties”, with a slot in the front to pee from. This is very confusing to the Victoria Secrets, Inc, company.
We must be strong for him in his time of need. Just a few days ago, he was unable to grasp the concept that although it’s August 27th in Sweden, it is April 31st, and/or May 1st in other time zones. He is confused and needs a guiding hand when he raves and behaves “strangely”.
Kind regards to all…
Uncle Hoot:
She posts that she has been a virgin for the last 20 years!
You need to stop eating the pickled herring for 6 months and allow your fuxed up body fluids to get back to normal OR; at least somewhere close to what a normal person’s body fluids are.
You just might get lucky, if you can just remember what to do! 😯
20 years is 20 years, no matter how you slice it. And according the Guys in the neighborhood she has NOT been acting Virgin here. Whatever they may mean by that …
My Edgun Brother Tedd, ,,welcome back,,, i have been waiting for your posts for a while,, where were you brother ?? hope you are doing well …
Sir Ville: your wife doesn’t post that she is a 20 year old virgin.
She posts that she has been a virgin for the last 20 years!
You need to stop eating the pickled herring for 6 months and allow your fuxed up body fluids to get back to normal OR; at least somewhere close to what a normal person’s body fluids are.
You just might get lucky, if you can just remember what to do! 😯
No Virgins in Sweden ? That’s a damn lie. My Wife says she’s a 20 year old Virgin when she visits some sites on the Net.
She never lies so you’re wrong, mister.
If you know “better”, then you should already know there are NO virgins in Sweden!!!
I, personally, have eaten whale several times. In fact, I dated several when I was younger. 😯
With pure disgust…
Kindly ‘Ol Uncle Hoot:
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I like listening to Ted’s reviews and have picked up a few great tips but low information buyers buy things because Ted says he likes them. If he reviewed a gun with the Pulsar N770 night vision scope on it there would be a run on them. I have known Vortex scopes real well for many years because my brother lives near them in Middleton , WI. I will probably never own one for an airgun because they are only a little better than the best Chinese scopes and over-priced IMO when much better scopes are available for about the same price like Nikon and Sightron but a lot of folks ran out and had to get them when Ted started using them. He also lives right by them coincidentally. He put them on the map in the airgun world and they really aren’t quite appropriate yet unless you do mainly longer range shooting. Folks should make up their own minds on many reviews and more importantly their own research but they don’t. There are already enough reviews and personal experiences from typical shooters out there from non-sponsored folks who own many of these guns at the same time with a lot of experience with them. 😉
Low information voters pushed Obama over the top. Now look where we are (for you USA guys). 😈
I guess Ted should have his monkey spanked for being late. 😆