Uncle Hoot’s Neck Of The Woods
My P12 and I are going for a 4 day weekend to Uncle Hoot’s neck of the woods this weekend. Danville, Arkansas to be precise. I’m going to introduce my P12 to the squirrels and my dad’s free roaming chickens. :5: Will take Uncle Hoot’s advice of head shot only on those chickens. :rofl:
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I know what you have been doing. I have been occupied with matters of too great importance to respond to your drivel.
I will share this with you…Sir Ville was dating his finance and something long, soft, and pink, with a purple head, dropped out of Ville’s pant leg. He quickly adjusted his trousers, but she saw, oh yes…she saw!!! His finance thought it was his dick. So she proposed to him on the spot, and they got married at a local “Swedish Elvis” chapel two hours later.
Only later that night, when she vainly tried to get his worst hemorrhoid erect, did she realize what a horrible mistake she had made!!!
True story!
Hoot:
Almost exactly what happened except it was The Liberace Chapell. Elvis had nothing to do with that.
And i didn’t marry my Finance.
You illiterate pervert …
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My dear Blow-Low…
I know what you have been doing. I have been occupied with matters of too great importance to respond to your drivel.
I will share this with you…Sir Ville was dating his finance and something long, soft, and pink, with a purple head, dropped out of Ville’s pant leg. He quickly adjusted his trousers, but she saw, oh yes…she saw!!! His finance thought it was his dick. So she proposed to him on the spot, and they got married at a local “Swedish Elvis” chapel two hours later.
Only later that night, when she vainly tried to get his worst hemorrhoid erect, did she realize what a horrible mistake she had made!!!
True story!
Hoot:
Please don’t tell me that ,,, i don’t want to hear that ,,, 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁
My dearest brother Hemn,
How have you been? I’ve tried PM’ing you several times but it would not go through. I’ve tried PM’ing you last Wednesday again before I left for Arkansas.
Well THANK YOU for chiming in. I’m sure our dearest Respectable, Honorable, His Lordship, and Venerable Uncle Hoot is still doing fine. He is probably still recovering from his Turkey Day feast.
I’m still down in Arkansas.
Please take greatest care of yourself my brother Hemn.
V
He’s always lurking in shadows. That’s what got him in problems with the local Sheriff’s department. Apparently running around at night wearing nothing except those red leather thongs and a bicycle helmet is against the local regulations.
I was chatting with the old fowl mouth a couple of days ago.. He’s around.. just lurking in the shadows.. waiting for his moment to pounce.. :hoot: :darth-vader:
Naah – he´s out firing Fowler shots after the completed bore polish. 😯
Please don’t tell me that ,,, i don’t want to hear that ,,, 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁
Do you think he fowled out? :suprisedn:
I´m his Nr 1 Nemesis ! Haven´t heard of him for a good while so i´m a bit worried myself. Maybe those roque Chickens got the better of him ??
I am curious to know why my dearest Uncle :hoot: / Hoot: is not appeared yet????!!!!
Ville ,,,since you are the most closer or near person to our Uncle Hoot: ,,, i would kindly ask you what happened to him please? ??
He’s the Evil Genius of TAG. Dr. Evil has nothing on him.
Bows and bowhunting, PB’s, fishing/ice fishing, just a typical Midwestern boy activities.
I’ve always wanted to build myself a 250cc chopped up Honda Rukus but never got started. It’s on my to do list. I miss out on a used 50cc Rukus with a motor problem on Craig’s List for cheap. All I want is the frame. One day.
Right now I’ve started building a Toyota ’96 Tacoma rock crawler. Parts are $$$ as you know with RC parts. Truck is down at my dad’s in Arkansas. He is a retired 71 year old autobody mechanic. He is working on it for me. Will be spraying it matte black and also matte black wheels. I’ve always wanted a black ops truck. Oh and the Honda Rukus will be matte black too.
As for our dearest Venerable Uncle Hoot:, he’ll be here right along soon. After he is done looting the internet on the world and domestic politics. At the moment he is fixated on the Ferguson, Missouri riot and looting.
My anus cringes when Uncle :hoot: posts back to me or about me because I know he’ll be ripping me a bunch of new ones. What kills me the most is that he does it so intellectually and artfully.
Not to get off topic but why I like RC. 😛
Where is Hoot: :hoot: ?
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I owe my Finnish Viper brother a lot of gratitude for catching that stray bullet for me. THANK YOU brother Ville. I don’t think, I’m out of the woods yet though. :biggrinn: