Uncle Hoot’s Neck Of The Woods
My P12 and I are going for a 4 day weekend to Uncle Hoot’s neck of the woods this weekend. Danville, Arkansas to be precise. I’m going to introduce my P12 to the squirrels and my dad’s free roaming chickens. :5: Will take Uncle Hoot’s advice of head shot only on those chickens. :rofl:
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Yelling “squeal”? :hoot:
What about an old man wearing no shirt but ass tight red short shorts? :winkn:
If you hear any banjo music don’t look back – just run. :butkick:
Brother SECoda and Brother Ville
I am on the floor laughing at this moment. Hang on let me catch my breathe, I’m coughing and laughing so damn hard.
I’ll take both of your advices…taking my full body gillie suite so won’t be detected. Since my P12 isn’t as silent as you two’s Crickets, why don’t I stock in and slice the chicken’s throats? :smilen:
I’ll tell you though, them Arkansonian chicks are similar to the Iowan chicks. Accept Iowan chicks are corn fed and home grown. And trust me, they grow them big too. Twice the love and five times the fun. It’s like having your own personal body guard with you at all times. :rofl:
Yep! And they don´t like out-of-towners who come over and mingle with them “Chicks”. So fast, Guerilla-style strikes are to be preferred when hunting Chickens in Arkansas. :angrymob:
Be careful. Those chickens are often their dates down there. 😯
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That’s probably either the Village Idiot or the Mayor. Stay out of his reach and you’ll be OK.