Ted’s Holdover is killing me

FIVE KRONER!!!!!!!

You haven’t been worth that much since you were 19 years old, and had an orifice tighter than a Frog’s ass!!!! (No No No…not a Frenchman’s ass, a Frog’s ass, the green kind, the one’s that hop!!)

Kindest regards….

Your Uncle Hoot:

i still say these are a rogue in disguise, too much about the structural design is all too similar and familliar in look. the tipoff would be is it electronic or not, thats the kicker

I think Sir Ville has been having fun at you. Used women’s underwear is used for waxing skis – not for gas masks – well expect on Thursdays when pea soup is eaten for lunch throughout the Scandinavia. You remember few years ago when they claimed that a volcano eruption in iceland had stopped air trafic in northern Europe, well – it was thursday and the emissions from pea soup combined with exceptionally hot weather caused high methane levels in stratosphere thus making it necessary to stop jet engine usage temporarily.

I also highly doubt the cod story, we haven’t had cod here for almost 20 years as the salt level in Baltic sea has dropped. However, we do have herring and Swedish specialty is sour herring which has basically rotted in a tin for a year or two. Opening such tin in public place is a serious offence and will indeed cause public disembowelment by anyone who smells it. I think Sir Ville was twisted enough to do that, which then led to his rushed withdrawal to the holy land of sour herring (surströmming).

Slainte, Riku

Sir Vile hasn’t asked you for your wife’s used underwear has he??? He claims they make functional filter media for poison gas in his home-made gas masks. He recently became a hardcore survivalist, having been run out of Finland by a mob, brandishing flaming torches, for having been caught defiling a freshly caught Cod in a public place! His defense in court was “It all smells like fish…what’s the big deal?” was rejected by the judges, and he was sentenced to “Ritual Disembowelment by Unruly Public Mob”, apparently a common punishment in Finland for perverts! He managed to escape to Sweden, dressed as a Transvestite, where such acts are not only legal, but encouraged.

You are not in the habit of publicly defiling Cod are you??? Not saying you are…but just curious…you know????

Kindest regards,

Uncle Hoot:

THANK GOD THEY DON’T HAVE A REGULATOR !!!!! …some of us don’t want a stupid flat string, we want max power with the 1st shot an than a steady decline.

Thank god they make different looks !!!!!! …some of us want something that looks different than Edgun and Cricket (we aren’t all sheep you know ? )

Evanix is the only 60 FPE bullpup out there that is 27″ long and the only 130 FPE bullpup out there that is 29″ long, now, that is a bullpup 😀 😀 😀

In my case the wood in the stock only weighs about 2 pounds so there’s little to be gained by skeletonizing. Besides, I mainly shoot silhouettes with this gun from standing position so I should actually add some weight to the rear to get the balance at the grip where I like it.

Oh My God,,, So, that is why you painted it,,, so,,good job,,, i couldn’t spot anything when i watched the vid,,, then good job,,,,

PS; How many PCPs or air rifles do you own currently? or you had/have?

i really like your guns and the lands/ area that you have for target practicing and hunting,,, i wish i can visit you and spending some hunting days,,, :biggrinn:

here there are places/ lands ,,, but without any wild animal,, or very few animals that very difficult to have chance to hunting them with airguns,,, all caused because of unskilled hunters ,,, and finally Government has prohibited hunting,,, the only hunting that i can practice is only in winter when the season of starlings will come up,,, only for 2 and almost 3 months,,, last winter we had no starling ,,,they didn’t come,, 😥 😥 😥 😥 they might emigrated for another country around us,,, 😥 😥 😥

now,, i am waiting for the winter ,,, once they come ,,then my happiness will come also,,,