While you’re waiting for your Matadors……..

Little known fact…in Arkansas, when a husband says to his wife…”Listen here, Sister….” It’s the literal truth!

Picking up chicks at familiy reunions….in Arkansas that’s called “Speed Dating!”

Kindest Regards,

H 😯 😯 t

(Sorry guys…not everyone will get this. A little play on words)

Jazz, I know what you were trying to say but couldn’t bring yourself to do it…..” I’m ready to sell my EdGun” there I said it for you. Just hit me back with a PM and we’ll settle on a price. Thanks so much and love ya man.

And HOOT…..while you’re taking him to eat catfish and hushpuppies in Arkansas, you really should drop by the family reunion to show him how you guys there pick up chicks!!!!

Kazzz….I may have been born at night, but it wasn’t last night. Certainly I know the difference between Bulgaria and Belgium. What I don’t know is exactly where in Bulgaria the city of Belgium is located???

Further, there is a very sound reason you can afford a ten month pregnancy in Bulgaria. You see, my boy, the climate permits a very limited birthing season. The female Belginium must give birth before the onslaught of the classic Bulgarian Winter, and the migration of the native musk ox, from which the hides are taken to make the classic Belgium “Yurt”. For the uneducated and untraveled forum members, a “Yurt” is a two story brick structure, 2.5 baths, with a single entrance at the back of the structure, covered by the durable hide of the Musk Ox. Inside, the floors are mostly a heated ceramic tile, with hot water heat circulating from the local volcanic springs. Ceilings tend to be 3 meters high, with a Spackled Ox-bone/morter textured finish, re-known for its heat retention ability and lovely mauve coloration. Walls tend to be a finely finished native Pine wood, tightly insulated with goose down, and musk ox wool.

The fortunate citizens of Belgium have never lacked for free electricity, as the area is located on the highest mesa in Eastern Bulgaria, and has the highest lightening strike incidence in the world. The industrious Belginiuns have developed huge underground capacitors to hold this captured electricity in storage, until it is metered out to the various village households via baked earthen tubes called “Elektra/Volten-Shooterns”.

An ancient culture, an industrious people, a government controlled sexual contact allowance per couple, called “Kouple-Squirtin-Stopple”, has all combined to maintain an affluent society, and a zero growth population.

Sadly, due to the long dark Winters in the sub-Artic location, single individuals sometimes succumb to the depression from the seasonal lack of ambient sunlight, which the locals call: “Dark”. A significant number of residents each Winter throw themselves into the Nation’s single waste treatment plant in Brussels, and their loss is thus classified in the National Registryof Births and Deaths, as “Sewer-cides”.

Well…I hope this dispels any doubts about my ignorance!!! Further, I hope our forum members will better understand foreign cultures, lifestyles, and native habitats and practices. Zocoloco could certainly fill in the voids I was unable to fill.

Kazzz….there is NO need for apology. (although my wife told me a few minutes ago that you may expect one from me????)

However, I would like to visit you, and your lovely family to be, before I die, and briefly experience the exotic lifestyle you Belgiums experience. I would like to taste the native dish of “SturgeOx”, (Sturgeon and Musk Ox innards, said to be similar to the Scottish dish of “Haggish”)

When you visit me, you will be treated to the native Arkansas cuisine of “All You Can Eat Catfish w/Hushpuppies, re-fried beans, Coleslaw and sweet tea.”

Fascinating discussion, but alas, I’ve exhausted my knowledge of international culture and life styles. I certainly encourage others to fill in anything I may have unwittingly left out. I would really like to hear how other cultures and countries live their lives, as Arkansas has only one globe, and a 1958 set of encyclopedias, located at the Bill and Hillary Clinton museum of “Culture ‘N Stuff” in Little Rock, Arkansas.

One question…is”Estonia” a real place? It’s not mentioned much in the encyclopedia up at Little Rock, and I hear it referred to here from time to time. Long ago, someone hand wrote on the margin of the encyclopedia page where it is mentioned, that in the local language, the term “Estonia” translates loosely to “A place where a guy tripped over a big stone, broke his second toe from the left on his right foot, met and wed a nice lady, and built a seven room Cedar hut, 800 square meters in size, 2.5 baths, hot water heat, 100 meters of lakefront on a hill, with a walk-out basement, and his many children later grew into a village, then a nation, founded on ancient stone milling skills, and later CNC technology.”

Is that really true??? Is the Estonian language really THAT complicated???

Kindest regards, and with hopes my discourse will result in world peace, more export of pork products from America, and the exchange of ideas and perceptions among nations.

Academically yours….

Kindly ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 😯 T

“Ignorance shared, is ignorance diluted…”
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Unless you guys in Bulgaria do it differently, it only takes nine months for one, eighteen months for twins, and twenty-seven months for triplets…which is extremely rare!

Best wishes….

Kindly ‘Ol Uncle H 😯 😯 T

PS: Here are my daughter’s twins…they are one year old yesterday. The little girl had to wear a “head shaper” for a few months because my daughter is so petite, the little boy crowded his sis in the womb, and her head was a little out of round. Helmet fixed it up fine. I didn’t even know such things existed. When I was a kid, you took the baby to the local tire shop and had them spin-balanced!

Oh…she told me to tell you if you wanted twins you can “double-up”, and get both in nine months….not sure about the triplets. In Arkansas you need a permit, or something, from the chiropractor!

Also, I ordered a .22 Lelya the other day. I’ll have to sell my left nut when these Edguns arrive. I’m wondering how Jerry’s 9-ring slugs will perform in an 11.5″ barrel. Might have to adjust the HST…’cause I heard FastandDangerous shot one out of his Lelya, it popped out the barrel, fell on his boot, and broke his right big toe! But…Rossel told me it’s simple to adjust the HST, so I’m good to go. (Don’t tell Ed!) :whoop:

CONGRATZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ grandpa!!!!!!!! \o/

I hope my father can say the same in max 2 years 🙂

OLD Goat: Not nice to jump the queue, although I’m glad you’ve admitted in public to feeling older than me 😆

Happy Birthday HOOT!

Trygve, Thanks for getting the delivery order changed! I guess that the revised delivery order puts me second on the list!

In addition to the R3 22 cal standard that I am waiting for, I need to call Tony and tell him that I also want a R3 25 cal standard and another R3 25 cal long version.

NEXT WEEK! (While I am still above ground and can enjoy them!) 😆