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HB indexing issue/CLOSED

I think some word from Kalibrgun concerning the indexing issue of the Colibri/Hummingbird would be welcome by HB customers. I don’t want to think our dealers have to go it alone (left holding the bag?) on this issue. So, where is Kalibrgun on this matter? It makes the product. Some word about the company’s position can’t be too much to expect. Can it? I’m sure I’ve just missed where Kalibrgun chimed in.
Darryl

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Anyone notice that Wild West Airguns Hummingbird web site page still shows it at 5 stars ***** for three reviews – yes a perfect gun in every regard. The trouble is they were all posted before it’s release. Some of you Birdmen may want update that back to reality for the unsuspecting sorts. :angrymob:

You´re all going to hell, i say. No 72 virgins for you – those will all be the property of the Viper. I feel for your poor souls, you Bastards .

…………….. The Viper has left the Building ……………… ( In deliberate worming motion )

Darryl, poor old pooter has gone mad. This is what happens when you take to many hallucinatory drugs and listen to the same Beatles some over and over……..

Blackbird singing in the dead of night……………….. Oh shit, now in doing it!

It’s ok Darryl, he had breakfast and his medications are kicking in.

He still seems to be preoccupied with that Kalibrgun “Blackbird”.

Hoot:

oh nooooo…..Hoot’s performed the famous Vulcan self-mind meld, “my mind to my mind”. That’s ok. He’s still Aces with me.
Darryl

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Get your own damn fritter!!!

Hoot:

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When you come back, bring me an apple fritter, will you?

Hoot:

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You are genuinely fucked up! You stay here and watch the thread. I’m going to eat breakfast.

Hoot:

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I most certainly did! How else will these idiots learn?

Hoot:

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Did you really just post that?

Hoot:

quote darryl:

Hoot, does your source have any information on a Kalibrgun fix for the HummingBird’s magazine indexing issue? I’m sure owners will be at least as interested in that news, if any. Can you inquire? The Blackbird must have been in product development for some time for it’s release to be so close.
darryl

Dear Charryl,

Please don’t change the subject…we need to stay with the title of this thread, and what was recently posted. You are attempting to address the issues at hand!

Hoot:

PS: Sir Ville…An “Afro-disiac” is not Scandinavian!!!

quote Hoot:

PS: My dear “Pimple”, aka CPU, we do not need to be confused with the facts regarding your post. It is our intent to ridicule anyone foolish enough to post on this forum. We are not laughing WITH you. We are in fact all laughing AT you! The Finish Viper also has fallen into our evil trap of shrinking, yet further, his manhood sweetmeats! There is no escape. There’s an old, old saying….”A Finn can run to Sweden, but Sweden cannot run to a Finn!” Yes, I know, I don’t know what it means either. Strange people those Scandinavians. Their seed is tainted. It’s what happens when your women smell like tuna, and your men smell like herring…it’s a form of “cross-breeding” that nature never meant to take place. More later…..

I thought the saying went like this : ” A Finn can run to Sweden and once there he can run around butt naked “.
I never understood that dumb saying either but it makes sense – in a strange way. And to your knowledge it´s considered sexy when a Man strolls around naked and smelling like Herring. The best Afrodisiac you can find when in search for those Tuna smelling Scandi females. Our seed maybe tainted but the Russians are the ones to blame. After the Czernobyl “accident” our seed became luminous and its consistency resembles that of Tooth Paste. It´s quite good for barrel polishing.

Hoot, does your source have any information on a Kalibrgun fix for the HummingBird’s magazine indexing issue? I’m sure owners will be at least as interested in that news, if any. Can you inquire? The Blackbird must have been in product development for some time for it’s release to be so close.
darryl

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I am surrounded by organic clumps of mindless matter….human bacteria….talking algae….slime mold with eyes and fingers….. :banghead:

The Kalibrgun “Blackbird” is a real gun, but pictures and information has not been released yet, though it will be soon.

I am not at liberty to say how I obtained this information, but it is real. My “source” promises pictures soon…stay tuned. Perhaps I will share them.

I am surprised that there is nothing on the web about it. Usually someone spills the beans early!

Hoot:

PS: My dear “Pimple”, aka CPU, we do not need to be confused with the facts regarding your post. It is our intent to ridicule anyone foolish enough to post on this forum. We are not laughing WITH you. We are in fact all laughing AT you! The Finish Viper also has fallen into our evil trap of shrinking, yet further, his manhood sweetmeats! There is no escape. There’s an old, old saying….”A Finn can run to Sweden, but Sweden cannot run to a Finn!” Yes, I know, I don’t know what it means either. Strange people those Scandinavians. Their seed is tainted. It’s what happens when your women smell like tuna, and your men smell like herring…it’s a form of “cross-breeding” that nature never meant to take place. More later…..

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AND FURTHERMORE, YOU FLEA-RIDDEN, DISEASED, GERBIL TWAT…..

Soon…sooner than you think, you will be crushed to see the new Kalibrgun “Blackbird“!!! Then you will eat your words, and your chickpea testicles will further shrink to equal those of the Swedish Viper’s “Micro-nuts”!

Again,

Uncle Hoot:

What ? Is there a Swedish counterpart to the Finnish Viper ?? I dare him to step up in my presence and we’ll see who has rightfully earned the title ” Micro Nuts “.
Damn copycats are everywhere. Disgracefull …

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