OIL,OIL, TOIL and trouble
This oil spill in the gulf has been going on for about one month now.
This is going to reach catastropic proportions if it hasnt already .
I thought some of the guys on here could put thier evil genius 😈 to good use .
does anyone have any good or bad ideas that they think might slow down or stop this ??
Im no engineer , but first I would remove BP and and anyone else involved from the picture .
As they have a certain amount of time money and may pose a conflict of interest in getting this done quickly.
I dunno, if thats true or not , but lets start new .
Ok My idea , (maybe it wouldnt work , I dunno ) would be to dump 30 or 40 cargo ships full of gravel and 1 ton blocks of stone . just keep dumping till it stops .
In an attempt to smother it . then apply some some type of concrete to seal it .
re drill (I know) next to it, or tap it . to remove pressure .
Im no engineer man , just shooting it out there to you evil geniuses who might be able to springboard off that . I know some of you fucks are clever enough to get it done
whats your ideas ? Cause BP doesnt have any .
waiting till the well runs dry (literaly) isnt an option .
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there’s no way their giving up cash cow and walk away voluntarily.
I still like to have some second opinions from the top guys in the field not employed by BP .
well at least the oceans wont rust !
There is no “BP way” nor is there a Shell way or an Exxon way… There is
no way at all yet… IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE so there is not an
answer yet…
I feel pretty confident that there are second, third, and fourth opinions
being considered… I just think that it is everyones opinion that releasing
every idea that comes up to the public will not get the well under control
and therefore is a waist of time and energy that could be spent figuring
out how to plug the well. Sounds like a wise use of time and energy…
A well can only be drilled as fast as the formation will allow it to be
drilled… It is not a decision BP can make…. They found that out when
they tried to drill the last one too fast….
The relief well has to have enough bore volume to hold the amount of
mud it takes to offset the well pressure.. 200-300ft of mud is just not
enough… And you can not drill a well at an immediate 45 deg angle. It
has to be a gradual curve.
the thing that surprises me though, and I dont know shit about drilling
Is that a relief well takes so long to drill.
what im saying is slant drilling abot 200 -300 feet to intercept the line .
I dont know , Im just asking it seems doable but i dont know.
yeahhh I hear ya , BP ‘s going to do it Bp’s way and the world can go to hell .
there’s no way their giving up cash cow and walk away voluntarily.
I still like to have some second opinions from the top guys in the field not employed by BP .
well at least the oceans wont rust !
Might as well take a drama break until early September when the first relief
well reaches the bore….No sense in getting your blood pressure up for
nothing…
BP are not the only experts in the world . there is gulf Exxon shell ect..
there’s some top company’s out there. we could bring in experts fro Germany Sweden Russia , from universities from oxford Yale Harvard MIT Purdue , we could bring in Noble peace prize winners in engineering .corps of engineers
I HIGHLY doubt BP is the ONLY one that could fix this . they had 40 days they had Thieu shot ,they had multiple shots and plenty of time to do it.
I say they were incompetent enough to spill it and they are to incompetent to fix it .
that had thier shot , they suck , move out the way and let some someone have a whack at it . keep your fucking golf balls.
Maybe it cant be done , who knows. but Id like to get another opinion .
Just in case we come up with an idea that might work..
I knew you would understand.
RC
Everyone needs a blow now and then pops…. Get it, got it , gone…
Holdover and Mamcrackin.
I have to confess, I have spent the day cutting firewood. That damn Stihl chainsaw has given my arthritic thumbs and the lifting of the heavy firewood rounds have given me the desire to consume vast quainities of Stolichniya Vodka for pain control.
Under usual circumstances, I woud not have been able to be so eloquent in my posts.
But of all means be sure to record these posts for the benefit of all mankind.
Now if you excuse me for the evening, I realize I have neglected an all day sucker allday long.
Your Friend,
Roachcreek
Hold over,
Ah yes you have grasped the meaning of love my student.
You may now address me as Master.
Roachcreek
all of the lettuce and the maggots have secured the area… Not much left
to discuss after that….
like it or not .Some things ya just got to do
oooooooo talk about pulging a hole!!!
Well lets think about this for a moment, if you take a week old taco out of the fridge, and the lettuce looks and smells spoilded, your not going to eat it.
Fresh fucked pussy which will smell of fresh anchovies the next day, will still wilt lettuce, a simple washing in the shower will give that fresh trout smell back.
However a shower will simply made the corn flower taco shell beyond human consuption.
However, in the light of day, I would think it, the desicion of what we will or not bring ourselves to do, is a matter of the firmness of the erection.
Roachcreek
postscript, I could illustrate this in stick figures, if you wish.
Well, we aren’t talking fridge…lol So after a week the rabbits have eaten
all of the lettuce and the maggots have secured the area… Not much left
to discuss after that….
Hey honey? you know that fresh trout smell thing that you do?? could ya do that again for me ? thank you my little rock bass
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Realizing the only dumb question is one that is not asked, I have a few for Mamcrackin
It amazes me, that they can drill a relief well at all. One mile underwater, they are trying to hit that well channel under ground that they have already drilled, is that correct?
That is like standing on your head and trying to hit a quarter thrown in the air at a quarter mile in the dark with a snub nosed 38.
Or do I have this wrong? Or is the theory like trying to drill a hole in a sore smashed thumb nail to relieve the pressure? They do not have to hit the channel, just hit the oil field and pump enough out to relieve the pressure?
I have heard that oil companies pump salt water into fields to force the crude to the surface are they trying to relieve that pressure?
Also, can BP reclaim the oil that is coming out at a later date?
Roachcreek