OIL,OIL, TOIL and trouble
This oil spill in the gulf has been going on for about one month now.
This is going to reach catastropic proportions if it hasnt already .
I thought some of the guys on here could put thier evil genius 😈 to good use .
does anyone have any good or bad ideas that they think might slow down or stop this ??
Im no engineer , but first I would remove BP and and anyone else involved from the picture .
As they have a certain amount of time money and may pose a conflict of interest in getting this done quickly.
I dunno, if thats true or not , but lets start new .
Ok My idea , (maybe it wouldnt work , I dunno ) would be to dump 30 or 40 cargo ships full of gravel and 1 ton blocks of stone . just keep dumping till it stops .
In an attempt to smother it . then apply some some type of concrete to seal it .
re drill (I know) next to it, or tap it . to remove pressure .
Im no engineer man , just shooting it out there to you evil geniuses who might be able to springboard off that . I know some of you fucks are clever enough to get it done
whats your ideas ? Cause BP doesnt have any .
waiting till the well runs dry (literaly) isnt an option .
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Mancrackin,
It in reality is a matter of PSI.
I of course mean this in all respect to the morales of John Ashcroft and I hope I have not offended the beliefs and values or those who fuck in the dark.
Roachcreek
Mamcrackin,
Well lets think about this for a moment, if you take a week old taco out of the fridge, and the lettuce looks and smells spoilded, your not going to eat it.
Fresh fucked pussy which will smell of fresh anchovies the next day, will still wilt lettuce, a simple washing in the shower will give that fresh trout smell back.
However a shower will simply made the corn flower taco shell beyond human consuption.
However, in the light of day, I would think it, the desicion of what we will or not bring ourselves to do, is a matter of the firmness of the erection.
Roachcreek
postscript, I could illustrate this in stick figures, if you wish.
text ommited for the good of humanity
And lets not berate pussy eating, if god did not want us to eat pussy, he would not have made it look like a taco.
RC
Not berating but think of a week old sushi taco…. Yeaaa,, now you get the
idea…. Ear breathing might be the only option….. 😆
Your confusing SCUBA with ear breathing.
And lets not berate pussy eating, if god did not want us to eat pussy, he would not have made it look like a taco.
RC
I have seen pictures of some of the girls he eats 😯 … Trust me, He can
hold his breath a really long time….
Just send DH down there with his welder…
Yeah sure it’s a mile down… but…
DH… how long can you hold your breath????
And they said that last week was the final episode of “Lost”… Can’t wait to
see what they use next to give everyone false hope… I really think they are
buying time until the relief wells are completed. I really think that is the only
solution and it is not 100% either…..
I think I heard someone say that they might try to bolt another BOP on top of
the existing one… If they can do that now then they could have done it on
day one and shut off the well….
It’s a good thing the experts are on it. 🙄
70% chance of working…
At least they didn’t make it worse… 😕
Epic fail: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_gulf_oil_spill
Don’t worry our long legged macdaddy is in charge 🙄
How is the progress coming on Operation “TOP KILL”?
they already have machines to do it !!200 gallons a minute!!!!
Mars Tech Decanter Centrifuge Separators
http://www.marstechusa.com/oilfield.html
I dont see why a few hundred of these on ships coudnt help .
the top hat didnt work because they shoud have been thinking more along the lines of the thimble or shoe
They damn sure both suck… 😆
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Now there’s a true romantic!!!! 😆 😆
I fell over 😆