Ted’s Holdover is killing me
I can’t wait to watch his bullpup review!!
When you guess he is gonna release it???
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Fat Women are like Mountain People : Easy to lure and easier to satisfy. Or so i’m told …
Likewise for catching mountain sheep.. its all about the element of surprise and a good pair of velcro gloves.. if you cant find some at your local sporting store give Hemn a P/M and he will send you some like he sent me, a lady in his village makes some very nice velcro gloves they strangely call Claww Klash.. she makes nice slippers too..
Good one Coda……
Zonk
What a fine example of those Specimen! I wish i was a Mountainman … Not from the Broke Back -side though. Or with a second thought and Women like that : Why not indeed … No wonder Clinton went for that fat Levinsky.
Don’t underestimate the women of Arkansas. They are a special breed of lusciousness. 😯
FYI – when catching fat Women a bait is not needed. You only need to have a puls ( even a weak one will suffice) and look somewhat like a Human – or an Ape – and you’re the Alpha Male in the Garden of Eden.
Fat Women are like Mountain People : Easy to lure and easier to satisfy. Or so i’m told …
Dearest old coot,
So there are no hot women in your mountains? What a shame! There are hot women in my mountains but I’m related to them and can not have sex with them, even though anal is not incest I never did make the trip to brown town.
Hoot what is goat sex like? Do you need the special kind of muck boots? You know the sheep shepards special, with the hoof pouch in the front.
Hoot are you putting syrup on your dick so as to bait in fat women?
You two are of absolutely no assistance in this matter. I knew I should have posted it on “Yahoo Answers!” Or listed it in “Craig’s List”. At least there I would get the respect I deserve, and the answer I need. A pox on the two of you!
Hummph!
Hoot:
Those aren’t women – those are Billy goats up there in the mountains. 😯
Hoot was it really syrup or something else that was sticky??
Zonk
I know this May be a bit off topic…but, has any forum member, in a time of “drought”, engaged in conjugal relations with a pancake?
Is it better with syrup, or extra butter?
Please don’t laugh at a lonely old man in the mountains! It gets very quiet up here, and the women are all butt-ugly!
Pleading for advice from those who know…and I know you are out there, I just can’t afford to buy a bunch of condiments I’ll never use! Love on a fixed income is like that!
Kindest regards,
Uncle Hoot:
PS: Whole wheat, or the high fiber mixes, perform best, that much I do know!
every body knows very well that they fought along side William Wallace against the baby snatching orcs of Mordor somewhere in Sweden or Switzerland which is actually the same place anyway like Holland and the Netherlands.. FREEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMMMMMM to the Nether-regions!!!
after winning that bloody battle they lived peacefully until those pesky gay cowboys showed up from across the border in Texas…
Which side were they on during the Boer War ??
All foreign names sound the same to mericans 🙂
Where’s holland any way? In France ?
You fool, its a state just south of Texas! 
Oh that’s right it’s in texaco, duh!
All foreign names sound the same to mericans 🙂
Where’s holland any way? In France ?
You fool, its a state just south of Texas!
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Being a mountain man is not always from the “broken side” Villdo… the other side of the mountain has lovely views: