While you’re waiting for your Matadors……..
I thought I would share with you how I coped waiting for my Matadors. It’s a loooong story with a lot to learn. I started this thread back in June 2011 while still waiting, – and oddly enough it became one of the most viewed threads on this forum.
This is how it started:
As it happens, I am the lucky owner of a serious harem of nice guns. And I frequently visit my summerplace on the coast down south in Norway, where weather is the only restriction to my shooting….
Summernights are nice and light with sunset around 22hrs….:
So yesterday I quit Oslo for a few weeks. Fed up with my loooongish waiting for ED and friends to deliver I took 11 members of my harem with me.
Here they are:
As some of you may know, I test and review guns for our Norwegian forum, and this time a comparison of springers is on the agenda….
So go ahead and name them, from left to right…….
And yes. There will be a more in depth test of Lelya 090 who has got new glasses for the occasion…….. 😉
Life is too short to sit put and wait……… 😀
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Probably right, but my GP in Norway suggested they do that there. If they need to hold me in hospital, I’m better off at home with family support….. 😉
Most likely nothing to worry about….. 😀
it’s probably a lymph node. is there a reason they’re not removing it to find what caused it to enlarge?
Sorry to hear about your health problem, Trygve 🙁 I hope it turns out to be no more serious than Old Goat’s recent heart attack scare.
Keeping fingers crossed for you,
Nik
Dear Nik,
I knew you were of dubious nature but that you also commit “document forgery/fraud” of which you have now been found guilty I didn’t know…… 😯
Btw, – my Edguns have been packed and courier chosen:
I’ve been adviced she’ll be staying with me for a while in order to teach me how to operate them……….. 😉
Busy packing up the place. Can’t wait to go home. Unfortunately also for some serious medical checkups. I have a tumor by the size of a golfball coming out from my neck below my right ear and nobody here is willing to guess what the heck it is…….. 🙄
Cheers
Trygve 😀
You are quite right Trygve, only zoophiles like you and that really OLD goat, Tedd, can understand those ‘delicate’ moments you are sharing with your loved ones. I think it’s about time you stop being ashamed about your liaison with that German Shepherd and change your Avatar to an appropriate photo of you behind (or in front of) your beloved in the same way that Tedd is letting all of us see him behind his loved one in his Avatar!
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Friend Nik 😉
lol lol lol lol 😛 😛 😛
I just love it……… !!! 😀
Those German Shephards are nasty. I once had one (40 years back) and the bitch was so jealous that whenever I had a female visitor in my 1 bedroom flat, – she sensed what was going to happen and jumped into my bed and stayed there until the broad had left……. 🙄
Whenever we were alone (the dog and I) she never even got near it…! 😀
Cheers
Trygve
PS: I don’t think Nik will understand what you’re talking about…… 😉
Hey Nik. I got up this morning and checked the TAG. I saw that you had sent a pic and, as usual, it was taking forever to load.
Nik, when you post pics here, you need to pedal that AC generator a little faster! 😆
Anyhow, the pic was loading and I first saw a hand up in the air and I wondered what that crazy Bulgarian was up to now? Some more of the pic loaded and I saw a guy, looking over his shoulder with a shocked look on his face and I started laughing! I waited for the rest of the pic to load and I knew that I had to post this and I also knew that I would regret doing so! 😳
At work tonight, I pulled your pic up and told the other maintenance guys my story. They got a good laugh; I know that they all think that I am crazy! I told them that I was going to post the story here. They couldn’t believe that I would. They wanted to know what kind of site this is, porn or what? I told them it isn’t a porn site, just a bunch of crazy fuckers that shoot $2000 air rifles.
About 30 years ago, when I was in my late 20s, I picked up a little hottie at the local bar; just before closing time. She wanted me to buy some beer and go to her place. We started out on her couch and had a few beers when she asked me to spend the night with her.
We ended up in the bedroom with her on her hands and knees at the end of the bed. I was standing just behind her. (Nik, if you can think back that far, you will know what I am sayn) Things were going along great and then I felt something cold and wet pressed against my ass! I yelled HEY!!! 😯
I must have had that same look on my face! 😯 😯
Her German Sheppard had decided to come into the bedroom and sniff my ass!
Talk about coitus interruptus!
She never said that she had a dog and the dog didn’t come out into the living room to check us out.
She let the dog outside and we got back to business.
OK guys, your turn!
Watch your EdGuns will show up and it will snow… 👿
Friend Nik 
I bought 2 Matadors, – remember…??? 😀
May be there’s a reason for that……….. 😉
I may consider departing with the revolver though, – that’s all………..
BTW: Germany came up with a reply to day, – in short: “will do”….!!!
So another week seems likely……….
Watch this space………
Cheers from Lanzarote, – still pluss 25 during daytime…….. 😀
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Hey Trygve. Nik’s ole lady has said that his “gun” is completely worthless also!
I have heard that that sometimes happens to you older gentlemen. 😯
My Edguns are single shot that can be quickly reloaded but, my “gun” is a repeater, so far anyhow!
Send her my way and I promise to post all of her evil post coitus grins! 😆
I DO hope you get your EDguns this time, Trygve!! If that happens I’ll gladly take posession of the girl with the revolver :3: You can’t have them both, remember :9:
Friend Nik
Email with instructions to send my guns now sent to the German shipper…. 😀
Another week and I’ll have them, hopefully !!!………… 
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And for those interested in the gun, it’s an old Gamo Combat I was given for free down here a few years back. Completely useless, but as you can see, – I finally found a fun way to play with it………. 😉
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yes, most lymph node enlargements are “reactive” lymph nodes meaning they enlarge in response to some source of inflammation in the region they survey and are benign.
if you have any inflammation in the region of that lymph node (like that ear or that side of your scalp or inside your mouth, the chances of finding a “reactive” lymph node increase dramatically.
but finding out for sure is a good idea and it’s especially a good idea to find out while you’re close to home.